"Just be like - 'I can run REALLY fast. And my friend's dad is a cop. SO.'"

[pen_2_the_paper]

So, generally speaking...
If you're a guy, and you meet this girl, and you ask her to hang out, and she arrives an hour late,
It probably means she "overslept".
And if this happens every single time you try to get together with her,
It probably means she has other places she'd rather be.
And if, when you see her in school, she never even looks at you unless you talk to her,
It probably means she doesn't care about you too much.
And if, when multiple times throughout the week, she doesn't answer at all -
It probably means she's "busy".
And if she never, ever returns your calls -
It probably means she doesn't want to talk to you.
And if you text her, and she only replies in really short, two word long sentences,
It probably means she doesn't really want to text you either.
And if, when you finally decide to ask her out (over a text message) those two word long sentences turn very sarcastic,
It probably means she thinks you're a douche for asking her out over a text.
And - if when you call her, to make it more sincere sounding, she comes up with around five really lame excuses on why she shouldn't date you,
IT PROBABLY MEANS YOU SHOULD TAKE A HINT.

God.
Ihatestoners. Sigh.

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My phone is on its deathbed. Almost split in half.
I want a new one... 
COUGHCOUGH. Father.