Superbadfic XIV: You read the darndest things on FF.Net (1/1)

[pen37]

Superbadfic XIX: You read the darndest things on FF.Net (1/1)  
Story by: Pen37
Photos by: screencap paradise,
Summary:  Some badfic is just beyond help. 
Author: pen37
Beta: lyonza
Fandom: Supernatural
Classification: Gen
Characters: Sam, Dean
pairings: None

The rest of the superbadfic series is here.

Rating: G

Warning: There are photos.  May not be dialup

Comments

[lyonza]

Still cracks me up. "S..e..p" *snorfle*

[pen37]

If Dean was going to know any kind of obscure word, it would be the one for ritual disembowlment. He probably also knows the meaning of Defenstrated also. ;)

Uh oh, that gives me plot bunny ideas.

[eustacia_vye28]

*chants* bun-ny! bun-ny! bun-ny!

Why yes, I'm avoiding doing anything constructive today!

[pen37]

I was just thinking that wee!Dean (or possibly even Chance) wins the spelling bee because he keeps having to spell complicated things with violent meanings.

Bah! Away from me furry long-eared thing!

[strangevisitor7]

LMAO - I see "disclaimers" like that all the time. Some people get really petulant if you don't give them feedback. It's hilarious. Tell me you love me or I won't post any more

You captured that perfectly - poor Sam and Dean - so much bad fic & so little time.

[pen37]

I think I hit on every major pet peve in fanfic this time around: Self Insert, Love me or the fic dies, I haven't gotten this plotted out so I'll write what's popular, I'm an arteest I can't be bothered to spell check, or have a beta look at it, I can't be bothered to come up with a good summary.

These kinds of fanfic writers are really rare and delicate snowflakes, aren't they?

[strangevisitor7]

The rules of writing are just so difficult to remember. Poor delicate creatures. They flutter to the ground where you can stomp them into submission and use them for crack fic fodder - Works for me

[pen37]

*puts on my steelies*
Stomping the little butterflies is so much fun. XD

[luke2]

That kind of stuff is all over FF.net. It's kind of sickening and I love you for mocking it.

[pen37]

You're welcome. When I was younger and more tolerant, I tried to gently advise newbie writers that the things they were doing were not of the good. But the advice tended to get ignored.

Now I just mock in general.

[vayshti]

You should really read. It's better than it sounds.

So subtly played - your art of understatement means you win internet cookies.

*gives cookies*

[pen37]

*takes cookie and hides it in the jar over the refridgerator*

I might have enjoyed Kung Fu panda a little. Or a lot. XD

[lyl_devil]

And this is why you stay away from ff.net unless you're really, really desperate. Or you've been recced something by someone you trust.

So very, very funny! Also, so very, very true. :)

[pen37]

I have found a few gems at FF.Net. But oftentimes it's not worth gnawing your way through the dreck. Adn Recs can be so subjective. Sometimes someone will rec me a wildly awful fic just because they know I like the pairing, or the character, or the character in that specific situation.