Superbadfic XIX: You read the darndest things on FF.Net (1/1)
Story by: Pen37
Photos by:
screencap paradise,
Summary: Some badfic is just beyond help.
Author: pen37
Beta: lyonza
Fandom: Supernatural
Classification: Gen
Characters: Sam, Dean
pairings: None
The rest of the superbadfic series is
here.
Rating: G
Warning: There are photos. May not be dialup friendly.
Okay so lik, this story is about Sam and Dean and Sam's wife, who'se name is suzie. And I know my name is suzie, but this is a different suzie, LOL! So Suzie is sixteen and sam sieze her from afar, and it's OMG OTP Luv at first site. And Dean falls for her best friend. And they boys teach teh girls to be awsum hunters and really kick a$$.
You should really read. It's better than it sounds. I've even got a quicktime movie trailer made to the tune of My Heart Will Go On. Suzie is played by Alex Bledlel (or whatever her name is) and that actress who played Jo Harvell is Susie's best friend. And I'll post chapter 2 as soon as I get enough reviews for ch. 1. So just read LOL!
BTW, I'm not shure what ending to right. So you should totally tell me what you want to see.
Dean looked at the words on the page in amazement. He wondered if he would ever be able to scrape his jaw off the floor.
“Sam, I think some stories are just beyond our help.”
The only response came from Sam's fingers striking his keyboard repetitively.
“Sam?”
“Shhhh.” Sam said. “She asked what I want to see. So I'm telling her. How do you spell seppuku?”
“That's harsh, dude.” Dean winced.
“I'm sorry. Would you rather be the pedophile who teaches your child lover to be an awsum hunter?”
Dean paused in thought. “S . . e . . .p.”
A/N: I'm not basing this story on any one person or story. But I saw a lot of this as I was crusing around FF.Net. If you see yourself in this, it's not my fault.
Also, many apologies to Alexis Bledel fans for butchering her name.