Fic: Superbadfic X: It Slices, It Dices, It Surgerizes! (1/1)

[pen37]

Audience participation week on Superbadfic. Thanks to 

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[trystan830]

'scuse me, i'll be over here... laughing my ASS off!!! that is... yeah. badfic totally.

*gigglefits*

[pen37]

I think this one may be my favorite so far. The intentionally bad fic was so funny that I was just LOL over it when I read it.

Surgerizes. Sounds like something a kitchen appliance does.

[trystan830]

heheheh yeah.....

well there is a sewing machine called a "serger" - it makes seams like on sweatshirts and stuff..... is it like that? LOL

[pen37]

Ouch! That would be the painful way to close a wound. :P

[shadowpiranha]

Oh this is BRILLIANT! Balk! Ha! No time to waist! =P

[pen37]

Thank you. Once upon a time, in another fandom I was in, there was a girl who daily posted the adventures of her character, Balk Rose.

In a perverse way, I admired that girl. She kept on posting badfic despite the piles of negative feedback she recieved for doing so.

[shadowpiranha]

Ahh, Jesus. Who the fuck is called Black Rose, let alone Balk Rose, anyway? I bet she was really speshul.

Do you think actress Fairuza Balk was supposed to be called Fairuza Black but either her parents or herself (if that is her artistic name) can't spell for shit? I wonder...

Well, I admire her too. Perseverance and hard work, that's usually all it takes...Right?

Sometimes I have this urge to write a series of badfics; really, really bad fics, to exorcise any Sue!demons and mostly to laugh. They just seem to have so much fun, these badficcers.

[pen37]

I felt bad for her. So I e-mailed her to suggest that she give her story a read-thru before posting. I told her that misspelling her own character's name made it seem like she didn't care that much about the story. And if she didn't care to get it right, then why should we care to read it.

Her response? A five page opus entitled: Balk Rose, Dark Knight.

When it's knowingly bad fic, it's HI-Larious!
When it's unintentionally bad fic, it's just painful.

[starrylizard]

*dies laughing*

Is this some challenge? How did I miss it?

[pen37]

I opened up Superbadfic to audience participation week before last. The initial plan was to post what I got last week. But then I got a brain bubble for last week's fic, and pushed things back to here.

[starrylizard]

I'll have to check out the site. Sounds fun! :)

[pen37]

I hope you like it.

[kriptkeeper]

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *CAN'T... BREATHE...*

I have no words for how hilarious this is!!!! You must have mad skillz like Raven!!!!

*tears of laughter*

*snort*

I can't stop!

[pen37]

I'm an UBERL33T SURGERIZER!!! I HAZ MAD SKI11ZZ!!!!

[kriptkeeper]

TROOFAX!!1!11!!

[kreutzmarie]

*dies laughing*

This hurts soooo good. I think my brain imploded from the crackiness of it.

[pen37]

Awww, thanks! XD