So I was looking through all of my old school stuff, and I found this gem. It's some retarded-ass story I wrote back in fifth grade. Also: I'M F-LOCKING THIS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO PLAGIARIZE IT. I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE, TWILIGHT GOOD.

ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3-D GLASSES, BITCHES. IT'S COMIN' ATCHA.

Dragon Song

( Wtf I don't even remember watching Yu-Gi-Oh! back then. )

burningourown: WHY IS KPOP SO CATCHY LABFASDGJK
pedosaurus: IDK IT'S LIKE
pedosaurus: THERE'S JROCK WHICH IS SEXY
pedosaurus: AND KPOP WHICH IS CUTE
pedosaurus: AND CRAP(??) WHICH IS LULZY AS FUCK
pedosaurus: ...
pedosaurus: i just realized what i did there
burningourown: LOOOOOOOL
burningourown: IT'S THE SAME WITH KRAP
burningourown: IT'S LULZY
pedosaurus: AHAHAHSKDLFJD;SKLFJKL

Emily just wrote my final mythology paper for me ( Read more... )

I just woke up from a dream in which I was cast as Bella Swan in the Twilight movie.

I don't remember who Edward was, but he had a big black cape and was dazzling.

burningourown and I saw Creature Feature on Thursday, and it was amazing omfgasjdfkl;djflj ( Read more... )

Emily and I are basically the coolest cats around ( Read more... )

YOU REMIND ME OF...

I'm gonna go see Choke with the beffy in a bit. Here's hoping it's as fabulous as the book.

And omfg, I am so sore. Two hours of Jazz last night + Weight Training at 8 this morning. )8

OH MY FUCKING GOD THERE IS A GIGANTIC SPIDER IN MY ROOM

OH MY GOD IT'S BIGGER THAN A FREAKING 50 CENT PIECE

AJFSDIF;EWIO;FSJLEWIOF;Ji;owfjei;odlgjeio;fjwIOEJDSFI;OSDLFKJDS;FJDKLFJ

OH MY GOD WHERE DID IT GO

FUCK IT'S UNDER MY BED

I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY

1. Take a picture of yourself right now.
2. Don't change your clothes, don't fix your hair...just take a picture.
3. Post that picture with NO editing. (Except maybe to get the image size down to something reasonable.)
4. Post these instructions with your picture.


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