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So I was looking through all of my old school stuff, and I found this gem. It's some retarded-ass story I wrote back in fifth grade. Also: I'M F-LOCKING THIS BECAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO PLAGIARIZE IT. I MEAN, THIS IS LIKE, TWILIGHT GOOD.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3-D GLASSES, BITCHES. IT'S COMIN' ATCHA.
Dragon Song
EPILOG
My name is Megan. A few years ago I was 12 when three of my friends and I went to my grandpa's house in Egypt, Africa for the summer. We took our pets. I own a wolf named Crystal. Jordan also owns a wolf, his name is Max. Rachel and Slavik have tigers. Rachel's is named Marie. Slavik's is named Barney.
We also have a band. I play the drums. Jordan plays the electric guitar. Rachel plays the bass guitar. Slavik plays the saxophone.
It all started when we found these things in my grandpa's shop.
[INSERT SOME REALLY AWFUL DRAWINGS HERE]
1: EGYPT
My friends and I got out of school for the summer. We were invited to stay at my grandpa's house in Egypt, Africa. We accepted his offer and arrived in no time. We were looking around in the shop my grandpa owned. We noticed these strange items; they all had the word Pern written on them and some different language. We asked grandpa what it meant. He didn't know. He said, "You can each have an item." I took the ring. Jordan took the shades. Rachel took the necklace. Slavik took the gloves. Grandpa said we could go back to the house and look around. We decided to look in the basement. It was dark, so Jordan turned on the flashlight. The room was full of spiders and scorpions.
[INSERT ANOTHER DRAWING, WITH SPIDERS AND SCORPIONS FFFFFF]
We screamed and ran. Suddenly we all fell through a trap door.
2: PERN
We landed with a thump! I stood up and looked around, it was like a magical forest.
We all started to walk around; suddenly we saw 4 baby dragons!
One had blue eyes and a silver body. Another one had red eyes and a black body. Another one had black eyes and a purple body. The last one had yellow eyes and a gold body. One dragon came to each of us. I received the silver one. The black one came to Jordan. Rachel wanted the purple one. Slavik liked the gold one.
We were surprised when they started talking to us! We had a great time talking to them. They're very social too. Each one was quite a chatterbox. We asked them how they like it in Pern. They said, "Pern is a great place to be." That's when I realized why our items said Pern on them. I told Jordan, Rachel, and Slavik. They were surprised when I told them the news. That's why we ended up in Pern.
We could go back and forth between worlds, it was awesome. We stayed in Pern for years. 1 minute in our world is 1 month in Pern. We were there for 2 years before returning to our world.
3: KRYPTO
We stayed in the real world for 3 minutes and grandpa didn't suspect anything. When we returned to Pern almost half the forest was destroyed. When we saw our dragons they were fighting dragons they pure black.
Jordan's black dragon did the best at fighting, but he was weak against them because he was a black dragon. The pure black dragons had the advantage because; they are able to call other dragons to help them. Our dragons are very big, but still very young. Jordan said, "Krypto must be behind this." We all know that Krypto was an evil wizard.
When he was younger he put a curse on all the pure black dragons. Whenever a new pure black dragon is born he/she receives the curse as well. The curse is to destroy all dragons different from them and then destroy Pern, so Krypto can take over our world. Soon all the world will bow down to Krypto. (That's bad!) That's why our dragons were fighting the pure black dragons. It all started to make sense.
4: US
It was up to us to save the world. We had to stop Krypto. Our dragons took us to Krypto's hide away. First we had to distract the pure black dragons. Suddenly a fight broke out between the dragons.
They fought while we snuck into the base. Krypto was getting old, so he was weak. When we came into his room he saw us. He also saw our items and he started to melt. Some how our items destroyed him. The black dragons lost the
curse because Krypto was dead and they flew away. We ran to our dragons and they said, "You will never see Krypto again." Then Pern became normal like nothing happened. We eventually returned to the real world. We occasionally go back to Pern to see our dragons. Sometimes we go back to Pern to fight some battles. We always end up winning!
The End
Or is it?
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Megan Rochelle Murphy was born in Renton, Washington. She is currently living in Auburn, Washington. She is 11 and is attending Dick Scobee Elementary and is in the 5th grade. Her teacher is Mr. Mazzaferro.
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I THINK I MIGHT WRITE A SEQUEL.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS? BETTER PUT ON YOUR 3-D GLASSES, BITCHES. IT'S COMIN' ATCHA.
Dragon Song
EPILOG
My name is Megan. A few years ago I was 12 when three of my friends and I went to my grandpa's house in Egypt, Africa for the summer. We took our pets. I own a wolf named Crystal. Jordan also owns a wolf, his name is Max. Rachel and Slavik have tigers. Rachel's is named Marie. Slavik's is named Barney.
We also have a band. I play the drums. Jordan plays the electric guitar. Rachel plays the bass guitar. Slavik plays the saxophone.
It all started when we found these things in my grandpa's shop.
[INSERT SOME REALLY AWFUL DRAWINGS HERE]
1: EGYPT
My friends and I got out of school for the summer. We were invited to stay at my grandpa's house in Egypt, Africa. We accepted his offer and arrived in no time. We were looking around in the shop my grandpa owned. We noticed these strange items; they all had the word Pern written on them and some different language. We asked grandpa what it meant. He didn't know. He said, "You can each have an item." I took the ring. Jordan took the shades. Rachel took the necklace. Slavik took the gloves. Grandpa said we could go back to the house and look around. We decided to look in the basement. It was dark, so Jordan turned on the flashlight. The room was full of spiders and scorpions.
[INSERT ANOTHER DRAWING, WITH SPIDERS AND SCORPIONS FFFFFF]
We screamed and ran. Suddenly we all fell through a trap door.
2: PERN
We landed with a thump! I stood up and looked around, it was like a magical forest.
We all started to walk around; suddenly we saw 4 baby dragons!
One had blue eyes and a silver body. Another one had red eyes and a black body. Another one had black eyes and a purple body. The last one had yellow eyes and a gold body. One dragon came to each of us. I received the silver one. The black one came to Jordan. Rachel wanted the purple one. Slavik liked the gold one.
We were surprised when they started talking to us! We had a great time talking to them. They're very social too. Each one was quite a chatterbox. We asked them how they like it in Pern. They said, "Pern is a great place to be." That's when I realized why our items said Pern on them. I told Jordan, Rachel, and Slavik. They were surprised when I told them the news. That's why we ended up in Pern.
We could go back and forth between worlds, it was awesome. We stayed in Pern for years. 1 minute in our world is 1 month in Pern. We were there for 2 years before returning to our world.
3: KRYPTO
We stayed in the real world for 3 minutes and grandpa didn't suspect anything. When we returned to Pern almost half the forest was destroyed. When we saw our dragons they were fighting dragons they pure black.
Jordan's black dragon did the best at fighting, but he was weak against them because he was a black dragon. The pure black dragons had the advantage because; they are able to call other dragons to help them. Our dragons are very big, but still very young. Jordan said, "Krypto must be behind this." We all know that Krypto was an evil wizard.
When he was younger he put a curse on all the pure black dragons. Whenever a new pure black dragon is born he/she receives the curse as well. The curse is to destroy all dragons different from them and then destroy Pern, so Krypto can take over our world. Soon all the world will bow down to Krypto. (That's bad!) That's why our dragons were fighting the pure black dragons. It all started to make sense.
4: US
It was up to us to save the world. We had to stop Krypto. Our dragons took us to Krypto's hide away. First we had to distract the pure black dragons. Suddenly a fight broke out between the dragons.
They fought while we snuck into the base. Krypto was getting old, so he was weak. When we came into his room he saw us. He also saw our items and he started to melt. Some how our items destroyed him. The black dragons lost the
curse because Krypto was dead and they flew away. We ran to our dragons and they said, "You will never see Krypto again." Then Pern became normal like nothing happened. We eventually returned to the real world. We occasionally go back to Pern to see our dragons. Sometimes we go back to Pern to fight some battles. We always end up winning!
The End
Or is it?
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Megan Rochelle Murphy was born in Renton, Washington. She is currently living in Auburn, Washington. She is 11 and is attending Dick Scobee Elementary and is in the 5th grade. Her teacher is Mr. Mazzaferro.
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I THINK I MIGHT WRITE A SEQUEL.