[VIDEO] DEAR DORM INTRUDER

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon gives no shits about naked people that are not Ionia. Incidentally, he gives very many shits for naked people who are Ionia.]

You think this is funny? You're sick. Does the word minor mean anything to you, pedophile

Comments

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[4x4_of_manly]

Yeah. Even I got to agree with you there. Give them hell.

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[pedaltothemetal]

I will kill them in the name of fathers and father figures everywhere.

texts since the feed is over

[blondprodigy]

IT'S REALLY CREEPY.

BUT AT LEAST I THINK WE GOT THEM ALL.

[pedaltothemetal]

I set them on fire.

[trick_room]

Wait, who're you gonna kill?

[pedaltothemetal]

The sicko who took nude pictures of an underage girl and posted them around the school.

[trick_room]

Oh. good luck n all that.

[pedaltothemetal]

Thank you.

[pitticus]

[Whoaaaa Falcon can be a scary guy!]

[Quick video]:

You get em', Captain!

[pedaltothemetal]

I plan on it.

Let me know if you hear anything.

[pitticus]

Got it!

[badasscopters]

[Inside his mind, his voice sing-songs: SOMEBODY'S GONNA GEEEEEEEEEET IIIIIIT~]

I'll see if the cameras caught anything.

[And he'll probably fail unless Emily's cool with otherwise.]

[pedaltothemetal]

Please do.

LATER AFTER EMILY TALKAN...

[badasscopters]

It got somethin', alright.

...

A floating ball.

Really, that's it.

[He is honest to goodness confused.]

[pedaltothemetal]

A floating ball.

A floating ball of what??