Wherein Falcon posts team rosters and also has an unfortunate run-in with one Skull Kid.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Should you be in school on the morning of Saturday, September 12th, you will see a IMPORTANT LIST posted on the bulletin boards in the student union and both wings of the dorms. It is, of course, the football roster for the 2009-2010 season and it is VERY IMPORTANT.]

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[drawin_on_trees]

*And here is a Skull Kid, slightly dejected after wandering the quiet halls in search of something to do. Having found no one to pester, he returns to the dorms and spots- oh hey, it's just Mr. Falcon, putting up signs for something (he'll have to remember to deface those later). Gee whiz, for a moment he thought it was another student!

...And it's at that point that Skull Kid gets an awful, terrible, no good idea.

Falcon might hear a low, slightly creepy giggle behind him before everything turns a weird orange-purple-yellow color.*

[pedaltothemetal]

[WELL HEY THAT IS A CREEPY GIGGLE AND ALSO A STRANGE ORANGE-PURPLE-YELLOW COLOR. Even Falcon thinks that's a horrible combination.

What a triiiiiiiiiip.]

[teen_flacon]

[Blink blink.]

[teen_flacon]

[This is the part where he is like "that was strange" and takes a step but falls on his face because his shoes maybe got a little too big.]

[brattykoopa]

*As Wendy was too lazy to actually evaluate any of the cheerleaders, she just wrote beneath Falcon's note about them, "Everyone's in," and decided she'll just pick on the ones who suck. A lot.*

[pedaltothemetal]

[Wendy, wherever would I be without you.]

[brattykoopa]

*IN A LESS GLORIOUS PLACE.*

[beststarter]

*VICTORY DANCE IN THE HALLWAY AWWW YESS*

[pedaltothemetal]

[I am imagining this dance and it is adorable.]

[tank_rockarms]

::Max takes the list and underneath the instructions about practice he scribbles down the following::

IF YOU ARE IN FOOTBALL I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THE WEIGHTROOM FIVE DAYS A WEEK. OR AT LEAST THREE TIMES A WEEK. BUT I WANT TO SEE YOU IN THERE MORE THAN THAT.

IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A LIFTING PLAN I WILL WORK WITH YOU TO MAKE ONE. IF YOU ALREADY HAVE A PERSONAL ONE I CAN GIVE SUGGESTIONS ANYWAY IF YOU WANT IT. I WILL BE IN THE WEIGHTROOM MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY FROM 5AM-7AM AND ALSO 7PM-9PM.

- MAX

[pedaltothemetal]

[Max. Max, normal people have to do homework and study and eat and sleep.]

[tank_rockarms]

(Max isn't expecting everyone to be in there 4 hours a day, he's expecting everyone else to put in one or two hours, in addition to two hours of footballs practice. He's just putting up when he'll be in there to help people figure out lifting plans.)

[snarksterpilot]

*HELL YEAH this year is gonna be AWESOME.*

[pedaltothemetal]

[NO THANKS TO YOU, NESTER. NO THANKS TO YOU.]

[snarksterpilot]

*BOOO.*