'Kay, somebody help the Mathtard.

Please to be informing a Dragons what the, how the, why the fuck.  Slooooowly.  Remembering I am an elderly ARTS graduate.  Enunciate as clearly as you can via the typed word.


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Naps achieved:  1.5
Caramel buds consumed: 28
Litres of Coke annihilated: 2.5
Fanfic wordies written: 0
Episodes of FNL watched: 0
Episodes of SPN watched: 2.5
Job applications submitted: 3
Likelihood of obtaining said jobs given the current economic climate:  Nil
Optimism:  Holding
Tenacity:  Intact
Desiderata: Printed and stapled to forehead
Voice: AWOL
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Sweet Charity fic despatched to beta?  Check
Profuse apologies for length and sloppiness of draft issued?  Check.
Riding club website updated?  Check
Member email blast sent?  Check
Resume updated?  Check
Highly professional designer-brand pant-suit purchased for under $100?  Check.... I KNOW.  I'M AWESOME, RIGHT?
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Thanks, ultraviolet9a . SEE WHAT YOU HAS DONE? *cries*