7 in 30 III - Why won't they see the REAL ME?

[pavel_lishin]

Someone linked me to this gem of a blog on OkCupid today:

"Republicans need not apply..."Y'know, I wonder why so many women say that. I bet none of them have actually met a REAL Republican. I'm not talking about the neocons you see on the news, but the real conservatives who are the bread and butter of Middle America

Comments

[burnedxoutxstar]

Bread and butter of middle america?

That's right out of Bush's phrasebook.

[ramblerj]

Don't do politics. Live in Canada. I eat steak, and poop.

[pbaseball24]

Then you wait in line for 3 weeks when you can't poop.

[pavel_lishin]

But his quality of life increases because all he does during that time is eat steak.

[pavel_lishin]

Can I gay marry you for steak?

And poop?

[pbaseball24]

Pretty sure I've already heard you bitch about this before, but the entry was well-written.

Just because I have some Republican ideals doesn't mean you love me any less, and you know it.

[pavel_lishin]

I adore log cabin republicans, you know that.

[absinthine]

1. Women who talk continuously but say nothing. Learn when to shut up.
2. Christians
3. Pretty much any extremist. No one group is right about everything.

[pavel_lishin]

3. That's pretty extreme there!

[absinthine]

I forgot to mention ebonics

[pavel_lishin]

Walid point, I'd sooner shoot myself.

[with_my_pistola]

* Crazy Christians ("Jesus is my best friend"/"I'm crunk fo christ" types)
* Super Metrosexuals (at this point they might as well jump out of the closet)
* Thugs
* Most republicans

[pavel_lishin]

What if the thugs are down with Jesus?

[with_my_pistola]

There will be no Christian Gangsta up in dis hizzy.

Ah! look what you made me do!

[pavel_lishin]

I'll have to have you put down, now.