Confession: I've discovered a new irrational fear. Everytime I pass a ladder that's folded and laying flat on the ground I have a fear I'll trip over it. Because of this, I picture myself tripping, getting entangled in it, over it some way and busting a tooth out of my mouth. As a reflex, I always pass my tongue over my teeth right after picturing ( Read more... )

I know I should care, but I don't really. I know it makes me a bitch but not really. You're just not good for me. I should explain my behavior but it'll just make you feel like a shit head and it's never something you'll understand. I'm different dude, nothing you've seen before. To you, I'm new age Amish. Get that?

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Doctor on Thursday.

I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then all of the sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man those ducks really take off! Also Baby Duck Hat is good for ( Read more... )

I'm goin' to the zoo!!
I'm goin' to the zoo!!
I'm goin' to the zoo!!

I'm so beyond tired today ( Read more... )

Life has been pretty grand for me lately. (Not that it isn't usually ( Read more... )

...LJ when pens don't work or any form of paper isn't around ( Read more... )

1."A just-add-water kind of life ( Read more... )

So I saw Across the Universe and surpisingly didn't like it very much ( Read more... )

Talking to Judith is one of the best things for me. Even when I feel like complete shit she makes me laugh and tells me great stories. Actually its not just her,talking to the people I care about always really makes me feel relief from whatever is going on in life, from the biggest of crisis to everyday stress. Our normal conversation is what makes ( Read more... )