I'm such a fuggin' i-d-i-o-t-! I forgot three of the most importnant things
1) crack
2) sock puppets
3) Bloods vs. Crips

well.. has this spring weather been making anyone else feel very thankful for any besideds me? Here are the top 5 reasons that I am thankful to be a live

1) Dogs with no teeth
2) The container store in general
3) Terrorism
4) Mexican Markets

.... and last but not least
5) The fact that R Kelly molests children

just got back from dennys. saw the beautiful people. did lines of cocaine on the table. no one seemed to notice really. got hella brownie treat (no, not that kind of brownie for all you stoners) and a phat oreo milkshake. bumped into some buds. weird kind but not as weird as this: so on our way out i saw my old algebra teacher from back in the day ( Read more... )

All I have to say is I LOVE JERRY CURLS

in the spirit of barks and bites I'd have to make a few out ( Read more... )

So I just hit the ground hard, if you know what I mean. Love. Excuse while I hurl..ALL OVER YOUR FACE! Seabiscut, shmee-fuck. Schools a bitch, but what else is new? The TIME, THAT'S WHAT! You fucker! You shit, you no good, rotten piece of banana slug slug shit! Whatever happened to the 90s man? Where did they go? Think about it...Einstien.

can i start off this really personal journal entry by saying HAPPY ASH WEDENESDAY woop woop! I can't seem to sit still right now...i'm all jittery and hard. i'm twitching and sniffing and touching my fingers. i dont know what the hell is wrong wit me. maybe it's because i didn't get mucho sleepo last night or it could be i haven't taken anything ( Read more... )

life is like a white fire, it burns.

yeah, so today...what a waste. I don't even know where to begin! Everything is just so f***ed up, or whatever...seriously. No wait, oh, I totally forgot what was going on...oh yeah, I totally can't see right now, oh shit

oh jeez I'm SSOOOO busy right now...wait, yeah no. I cant even fucking talk.