the 5 reasons I'm thankful

[pastapomadoro]

well.. has this spring weather been making anyone else feel very thankful for any besideds me? Here are the top 5 reasons that I am thankful to be a live

1) Dogs with no teeth
2) The container store in general
3) Terrorism
4) Mexican Markets

.... and last but not least
5) The fact that R Kelly molests children