Barking and biting

[pastapomadoro]

in the spirit of barks and bites I'd have to make a few out:
Bark to the sun
Bite to the potholes
Bark to woodish characters
Bite to dog dhit...you know what I'm talking about
Bark to the ever popular devon sawa
Bite to the ever shitty sibiling of mine...you know who you are.
Bark to shoe horns
Bite to in grown toe nails
Bark to colorful nail polish
Bite to mixing up wood polisher with windex
Bark to a really clean car
Bite to bird shit
Bark to my dog
Bite to YOUR ASS!