And I Must Spork: Maradonia, Part X

[pariah164]

I'm back. U mad? I'm mad.

Whoo hoo! Part ten! My brain is officially too tough for the impending zombie apocalypse. :Db

Comments

[aki_the_wingly]

Wait...Transfer? So he is suppose to slap a peice of paper to his head and and it will transfer?

No wait! He's suppose to bash his head against the scenary!

And what the hell? Does she read from fortune cookies and quote them or something?

And seriously, if the damn medium is a hermit, then why is he in the crowd? That doesn't make any sense!

" Boy, don't you know who i am? I am the Jugganaught BITCH!"

I had too!

That was random? Food effects your Mood? What does that have to do with anything?

Ok, where the hell does a teenage boy learn to command and army? And how the hell does a teenage boy rack up the integrity and teh fortitude to go without eating? Clearly Gloria doesn't know many teenage boys. I live with four of them, and they go an hour without eating and they start complaining.

And I'm starting to sense incest....I think I'm gonna hurl.

[catchingspirit]

I shake my head in amazement. I think I lost some brain cells.

[sier96]

In the way he tested the men, there's something similar to the story of Gideon and his 300 men, that can be found in the Bible

[pariah164]

So basically more Gtesch ripping off the Bible? Good to know.

[sier96]

Yeah... looks like it :D
As soon as I read the sporking, this came to my mind. It was the water and the number of the men that rang the bells in my head.

[pariah164]

I figured it was something like that, but I've never even cracked open a Bible. There's a multitude of reasons for that, but that's a topic for another day.

[anonymous]

Will you please STOP writing this garbage ?
You really suck at writing.
Everyone is just humoring you. But i can't pretend anymore.
You're writing is getting worse. STOP making a fool of yourself.

[pariah164]

I do hope you're speaking to Gloria and not me.

If you are speaking to me, please reference my icon. :D

[catchingspirit]

'Your' writing. Your capitalization could use some work, too.

That said, I'm kind of curious, too, if you meant Pari or Gloria Tesch. Because you're (see that usage?) going a bit far if it's Pari; the sporks have been amusing and even if they're not your thing, they're definitely not horrible or bad writing.

[lady_licht]

Is this Groundhog Day, am I living a déjà vu or has there been a similar comment somewhere before?

[pariah164]

Duuuuude. I am so there.