Ball & Chain [Kenpachi/Unohana, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Yachiru; PG-13]

[chaineddove]

Title: Ball & Chain
Author: chaineddove
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Kenpachi/Unohana, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Yachiru
Wordcount: 836
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, trust me. I don't think even Tite Kubo would do something this depraved.
Author’s Notes: Yachiru gets her way, and Kenpachi considers running away from

Comments

[umarekawareru]

Name: Unohana Retsu. Occupation: 4th Division Captain. Hobbies: Craddlerobbing.

WIN. ♥

[chaineddove]

Why thank you XD I thought you'd approve XD

I kept threatening to write this, so really it was only a matter of time?

[wintaerland]

[i]"Death by furious jilted bride was probably not the way the captain had imagined his last moments playing out. "[/i]

*dies from laughter*

Ikkaku in a pink suit made me chuckle, though I'm sure that if Unohana had insisted that Kenpachi wear a tux, the non-ripped haori would have gone out the door. I wonder why Yachiru didn't want Ken-chan in a bright pink suit....

[chaineddove]

She decided not to push her luck, I suppose XD That and I doubt Unohana's's all that interested in seeing Kenpachi in pink *lol* She probably talked Yachiru out of it by getting her to focus on the cake. Or Nanao did, for the sake of sanity?

[kurifurinkan]

Death by furious jilted bride was probably not the way the captain had imagined his last moments playing out

I love you I really do. Only for you would I read het. And lol happily at it.

ILU MAAYA-SAN---

[chaineddove]

*lol* What in the world is wrong with het? Isn't being predjudiced against het just as bad as the people who are homophobic? ^^;

Regardless, glad you like it!

[kurifurinkan]

Isn't being prejudiced against het just as bad as the people who are homophobic? ^^;
Oh dear. Oh dear. I honestly didn't mean for it to sound that way; I've just read a lot of terrible het fiction when I was younger and am a little iffy about reading it now; it's the quality, not really he het, that gets to me.

...that still sounds bad. Oh dear, I can't express myself properly. It, it's just. Quality filter + bad experiences =somewhat of a het aversion.I have a harder time finding good quality het stuff.

[chaineddove]

I get it, I was just a little taken aback... because I'm one of the biggest proponents of KEEP HET IN FANDOM PLEASE. I think all relationships are beautiful and worthy of good fiction, be they straight or gay, so I get really frustrated with fandom's warped belief that het=bad.

I can always point you in the direction of other good het to help you get over your phobia if you like ^_^.

[horusguard76]

This is great! Fantastic! Sooo good! *can't stop chuckling*

Great humor there. Poor Kenpachi - who would have thought that standing at the altar is tougher than jump into a battle fray?

It's wonderful to read more of that pairing. :)

[chaineddove]

Thank you thank you thank you!

Kenpachi has experienced fear for the first time in his life. Maybe it's good for him? XD

I love this pairing, to be totally honest, so I'm sure I'll write more eventually. I hope you stick around!

[horusguard76]

You're very welcome. :)

Of course I will! *sets up tent*

[xsethsownstarx]

oh man i'm laughing too hard. i cannot even.

[chaineddove]

XD I think that is a compliment. Thank you!