Ball & Chain [Kenpachi/Unohana, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Yachiru; PG-13]

[chaineddove]

Title: Ball & Chain
Author: chaineddove
Fandom: Bleach
Rating: PG-13 for language
Genre: Crack
Pairing: Kenpachi/Unohana, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Yachiru
Wordcount: 836
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters, trust me. I don't think even Tite Kubo would do something this depraved.
Author’s Notes: Yachiru gets her way, and Kenpachi considers running away from

Comments

[aoyagi]

I love you and your awesome sense of humor :D And crack. You've become a crack writer. I approve :D

[chaineddove]

XD Only for certain fandoms, but yet. Crack is so SATISFYING.

[uminohikari]

*giggles madly*

[chaineddove]

*grin* Have I convinced you to read Bleach yet?

[uminohikari]

furiosity did, but it's still on the to read list >>

[chaineddove]

You need to get on that XD It looks like I'm going to hang out in this fandom a long while.

[she_universe]

*snicker*

oh ikkaku. oh, oh oh. ♥

[chaineddove]

XD Oh Ikkaku indeed. You know he wishes someone else had volunteered to be Best Man.

[scarbie]

Hahahaha! I love the way you write Yachiru and this whole situation is something that only her cracked out mind could produce. I love the idea of Zaraki and Unohana being a couple. They're one of my favorite pairings. Crack pairing but one of my OTPs nonetheless. :)

[chaineddove]

I know, I have no idea where the fixation came from, but I just love the pairing *lol* Thanks for reading! Stay tuned for more!

[hu3long2]

Yay for the women of Bleach! Especially Yachiru and Unohana-- complete opposites and yet completely of one mind! I love how you have this basically done through Ikkaku's point of view, and so noticing all the things he would notice-- his captain's reaction, Yumi's snarkiness, and then, with a ton of information given through Yachiru's incessant chatter, which is probably the best way to get other information in!
And Kenpachi not knowing how he got there, but thinking about being the Runaway Groom!
*multiple rounds of applause* This one-shot left me breathless with how much hilarity you crammed into 800 words!

[chaineddove]

If Kenpachi runs, I think Unohana would pulverize him XD I think he knows it, too, so I guess he's stuck XD

Thanks for the kind words! I hope you'll stick around for more to come! There is other Bleach crackfic on this comm, too, if you're interested ^_^.

[hu3long2]

Thank you! I'll certainly stick around! Look forward to reading more of your fics!