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[three_fiftyfive]

Like it's any more ridiculous than your name?

[the moment that's uttered? there's a silence.

wasn't she just in a hotel room? wasn't she just talking to...]

Yorick?

[no, this wasn't the same place. this wasn't even the same scenery! a few steps are recorded: slow. careful. cautious.] What the hell is going on?

Comments

[abadgirl]

Yorick is a stupid as fuck name.

Voice!'

[iknewmewell]

Okay, look, I was so going to wait in hiding and attempt to surprise the most badass woman around, but I have to defend my honour here with a gallant and noble "NUH-UH."

[abadgirl]

Whatever, you have a stupid as fuck name.

[iknewmewell]

Okay, well, my Mom says you're just jealous.

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[iknewmewell]

Three-Fifty! You've joined my Magical Castle Dream!

Voice;

[iknewmewell]

--Waitwait, don't go around exploring yet, I have to find you and show you around! And yes, this is a talking journal. And yes, I am inside of one.

[three_fiftyfive]

Magical Castle-- [sigh] This is all some fucked-up dream of yours? Why am I not surprised?

[and that's when the frown drapes across her face, fingers splayed against her forehead as she collects her bearings upon hearing a familiar voice] It doesn't explain why it feels like I'm living it.

[iknewmewell]

Is this where I make a really bad line about you walking out of my dreams and into my car?

[He's grinning like a fool at the journal, wide-eyed, and you can somehow HEAR his cheeks being pulled into an intense smile as he questions]

So uh. How are you?

[three_fiftyfive]

[and to all this? 355 is practically linefacing.

for one, she's hearing voices, and the man of the hour's nowhere to be found.]

It looks like you're the one doing all the walking out. Did you decide to play "escape artist" the moment the conversation got sensitive?

[thetruealpha]

[Funny how one name evokes so many memories from high school English.]

Yorick? What, like from Hamlet?

[three_fiftyfive]

Apparently.

[thetruealpha]

Alas, poor Yorick having a name like that.

[...he never claimed to be original with his puns.]

Did you catch the "Kitchen's on the first floor" spiel already?

[three_fiftyfive]

I'm sure he's heard that one before.

[she's in a place full of jokers, isn't she?]

...there's a kitchen?

I HAVE TO CRASH ...BUT.... HI :D

[fiveby_five]

Castle catches another one.

YO. DON'T BURN, SUGAR.

[three_fiftyfive]

Castle?

/INVINCIBLE

[fiveby_five]

You're standing in it. Place is like a five star prison for other world cast offs.

YOU GO GIRL

[three_fiftyfive]

Is there any reason I'm among the ranks?