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[three_fiftyfive]

Like it's any more ridiculous than your name?

[the moment that's uttered? there's a silence.

wasn't she just in a hotel room? wasn't she just talking to...]

Yorick?

[no, this wasn't the same place. this wasn't even the same scenery! a few steps are recorded: slow. careful. cautious.] What the hell is going on?

Comments

[abadgirl]

Yorick is a stupid as fuck name.

Voice!'

[iknewmewell]

Okay, look, I was so going to wait in hiding and attempt to surprise the most badass woman around, but I have to defend my honour here with a gallant and noble "NUH-UH."

[abadgirl]

Whatever, you have a stupid as fuck name.

[iknewmewell]

Okay, well, my Mom says you're just jealous.

[abadgirl]

I killed your mom.

[iknewmewell]

Going to have to call bullshit on account of my Mother being invincible and psychic and a thousand times more badass than you.

[abadgirl]

No, I'm pretty sure she's dead. I would know. I killed her.

[iknewmewell]

That's what she wanted you to think. Look behind you.

[abadgirl]

My back is against the wall, retard.

[iknewmewell]

... Okay, well the point is that my Mom would totally win in a fight with you.

[abadgirl]

Fuckin' zombie.

[iknewmewell]

Zombies are way cool, so I choose to take that as a compliment.

[abadgirl]

Whatever, fag, I'm going to go play some baseball~~

[iknewmewell]

Have fun playing the shittiest sport ever, superior and aggressively heterosexual individual.

[abadgirl]

Excuse me? It is the best sport ever. EVER.

[iknewmewell]

That's why more than half the people who play it for a living have to be drugged up to enjoy themselves? Suuure.