Two Laughs

[aforsakengod]

[...Some fumbling about and mumbling, and then some stomping and growling. Then a page is soundly ripped.]What a lovely library you have in this place. So many books. So many things to help start fires. Oh, a pity they just don't catch like human flesh does. Or burn nearly as well. But when in Narshe

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[ruin_mania]

[Yeah, you can probably hear the sound of teeth grinding through the journal.]

[aforsakengod]

[...Pauses for a moment...]

Ooh, you must be one of the mad ones. Wonderful! Please, commence self-mutilation at will. And be VERY messy about it.

[ruin_mania]

[That's it, mister. Nobody gets away with disrespecting knowledge.

...Sadly, she's quite far away right now. So Raine says nothing that would identify herself, and slams the journal shut instead.]

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[aforsakengod]

[scarredcalm]

[...

Oh, yeah, she'll be watching you, mister.]

[aforsakengod]

[Good. We love an audience]

[scarredcalm]

[You're worse than Xigbar. How is that even possible?

It really isn't much of an audience when she's only observing so she can stop you when you start shit.]

[aforsakengod]

[Just you wait, scarface.

An audience is an audience, unless they are dead. Which they will be. Eventually.]

[thosedamnruneys]

[he is mildly creeped out enough by the crazy guy posting, but a picture of such a creature is not something he was expecting]

Wh-What is that?

[aforsakengod]

Uweeheeheehee!

His name is C...Cuhthuthl....Culluahuhu...[Frustrated and ever so slightly shrill growl, before the following is written]

Cthulhu

[Then dictated]

That's what he is.

[thosedamnruneys]

Geez... I definitely wouldn't want to run into him... I've seen a lot of monsters, but not one like that.

[aforsakengod]

Oh, don't worry. If you ever did run into you, your brain would implode. It would be very messy. And so much fun to watch.

[lessthanstelar]

[...huffs. What's with this guy?]

[aforsakengod]

[Try clinical psychosis for starters...and that is putting it lightly]

Who's huffing?! That's very rude you know! I HATE rude people!

[lessthanstelar]

[oshi-- he heard that?! Um, um, um, think of a-- think of something--

have some flailing noise fff]

[aforsakengod]

That is not an answer! THAT IS MORE NOISE MAKING!

[loverstomorrow]

[she just can't... resist her inner sense of justice. God Yukari, shut up]

Hey, what the hell do you think you're doing, don't you know common courtesy?

[aforsakengod]

...Oh goody. A do gooder.

Of course I do. For instance, I am giving you the common courtesy of a good mocking before threatening your miserable little existence with more pain than your puny little brain could comprehend. Isn't that just swell of me.

[loverstomorrow]

[what the hell...] Oh really? You and what army? Sorry if I'm not in a panic.

[aforsakengod]

Such a cheeky little girl we have. Oooh, you do remind me of those fools from back home.

But you see, at least they are a group performance. You are just one. Lousy. Silly. Stupid person.