Two Laughs

[aforsakengod]

[...Some fumbling about and mumbling, and then some stomping and growling. Then a page is soundly ripped.]What a lovely library you have in this place. So many books. So many things to help start fires. Oh, a pity they just don't catch like human flesh does. Or burn nearly as well. But when in Narshe

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[watchbehindyou]

[Have a quick grunt]

... You're quite the colorful one.

[aforsakengod]

And you make funny sounds.

[watchbehindyou]

So what's your aim here?

Just stirring the pot for the hell of it?

[aforsakengod]

A little of column A, a little of column unknown, and a little of column NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS!

[onlyanapple]

Looks like Simon from accounting.

[aforsakengod]

Oooh, how fitting! Sounds like he has a lot to account for anyways. Uweeheeheehee!

[onlyanapple]

[Oh mother of Someone, what?] That's a mighty... special laugh you have there.

[aforsakengod]

You mean that in the good way, right?

[mercyandlunacy]

[Sabata has a laugh, too. In fact, he's using it right now]

[aforsakengod]

Uweeheehee-

[Silence for a period of time]

That is a HORRIBLE laugh! You don't get to laugh anymore.

[mercyandlunacy]

[Pff, he just goes on laughing... AT YOU]

You act like you're so superior, it's worth laughing about!

[aforsakengod]

[...STOMP STOMP. FWOOSH AS A BOOK IS TORCHED AND THROWN ACROSS THE ROOM]

IT IS NOT! It is worth SHUTTING UP about. Do it. NOW!

[diffusive]

Oh please is that supposed to be frightening? As if such a non-existent creature to drive anyone insane. At best it will give the children nightmares, or who knows they may have fluffy little dreams about it.

[aforsakengod]

It's just a picture you imbecile! It won't scare like the real deal would! And if those kids have fluffy dreams about this thing, then I think it's doing exactly what it should be.

[diffusive]

[ amused chuckle ] That mass of useless air wouldn't even scare a fly, you know nothing to true fear.