Two Laughs
[...Some fumbling about and mumbling, and then some stomping and growling. Then a page is soundly ripped.]
What a lovely library you have in this place. So many books. So many things to help start fires. Oh, a pity they just don't catch like human flesh does. Or burn nearly as well. But when in Narshe...
I just can't understand why so many books are about you useless wastes of space. It's quite stupid. There are much better things to write about. Like the dirt that will consume your bones when your flesh rots off. Or the worms that'll decompose your disgusting bodies. Good wholesome family fun reading material.
But there is one thing worth reading about in this massive gallery of fail.
[The following picture is taped to the entry]
Isn't he just darling?! Now this is something our children should learn about. At least, before I kill them all for laughs. And what a classification. Eldritch Abomination, it just rolls off the tongue.
Oh, and apparently, just gazing upon him drives people mad. Well, for everyone of you that suddenly goes insane, you're welcome. I hope you rip your faces off.
What a lovely library you have in this place. So many books. So many things to help start fires. Oh, a pity they just don't catch like human flesh does. Or burn nearly as well. But when in Narshe...
I just can't understand why so many books are about you useless wastes of space. It's quite stupid. There are much better things to write about. Like the dirt that will consume your bones when your flesh rots off. Or the worms that'll decompose your disgusting bodies. Good wholesome family fun reading material.
But there is one thing worth reading about in this massive gallery of fail.
[The following picture is taped to the entry]
Isn't he just darling?! Now this is something our children should learn about. At least, before I kill them all for laughs. And what a classification. Eldritch Abomination, it just rolls off the tongue.
Oh, and apparently, just gazing upon him drives people mad. Well, for everyone of you that suddenly goes insane, you're welcome. I hope you rip your faces off.