Three Smelly Llamas

[emperorkuzco]

[Page splattered with wet tear spots]NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. This... this can't BE. I... with the... and the... right before my big party and-... and... my... MY FACE. MY HAIR

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[wonsul]

At least now you stand out from the peasants. Assassinating you, Emperor, will be easier.

[emperorkuzco]

...

No touchie.

[n_oceo]

Yay, someone who will start up llama hunting. ♥

[wonsul]

I'll leave it to someone else. I have better things to do with my time than hunt down some stupid kid with a curse.

[notlonely]

Hey! I'm no peasant!

[emperorkuzco]

... Guard then? Servant?

[notlonely]

... NO.

The adopted daughter of Regent Cid and Lady Hilda of Lindblum!

I used to live in a huge CASTLE!

[emperorkuzco]

WOW, REALLY? SO DID I. 'Cause I was the EMPEROR.

[chosen_heart]

Llama? ...Are you the llama on that floor?

[emperorkuzco]

... Uhm. Uh. Well. At the moment. Yeah. Kinda.

Who are you?

[chosen_heart]

Kinda?

Sora! A friend told me about a llama wandering up there.

[emperorkuzco]

Kinda. I'm not supposed to be a llama! Someone else did this to me.

... Nice to meet you, Sora kid. You don't happen to know a way to change me back?

[townpunk]

Oh damn.

YOU'RE the stinky llama!?

[pause in the writing for extreme laughter]

Ahhaha. Now that's karma.

[emperorkuzco]

Don't you make me come over there.

[townpunk]

What're you gonna do? Stink me to death?

[flameinexile]

Hah. Now you know what its like to be royalty with a marred face.

[emperorkuzco]

DO YOU HAVE A LLAMA FACE, TOO?

[flameinexile]

No.

[emperorkuzco]

Then you have NO idea.