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emperorkuzco in paradisa

Three Smelly Llamas

Feb 17, 2007 13:24

[Page splattered with wet tear spots]NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. This... this can't BE. I... with the... and the... right before my big party and-... and... my... MY FACE. MY HAIR ( Read more... )

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chosen_heart February 17 2007, 22:51:54 UTC

Llama? ...Are you the llama on that floor?

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 22:56:27 UTC

... Uhm. Uh. Well. At the moment. Yeah. Kinda.

Who are you?

chosen_heart February 17 2007, 23:00:04 UTC

Kinda?

Sora! A friend told me about a llama wandering up there.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 23:14:19 UTC

Kinda. I'm not supposed to be a llama! Someone else did this to me.

... Nice to meet you, Sora kid. You don't happen to know a way to change me back?

chosen_heart February 17 2007, 23:27:19 UTC

Someone turned you into a llama? Why?

hrmpf don't call me a kid Well uh probably not. My magic skills were never very good. Sorry.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 23:29:45 UTC

Probably 'cause they were jealous I'm the Emperor. People do that sometimes.

I'M GONNA BE A LLAMA FOREVER.

chosen_heart February 17 2007, 23:35:13 UTC

Really? I've never heard of anyone doing that to any rulers.

Hey maybe you won't be! I'm sure there's someone here whose really good and can change you back!

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 23:43:05 UTC

Yeah, well, maybe not llamas but I've heard some pretty mean things done to Emperor people!

... FOREVER AND EVER. IN THIS STINKY BODY WITH THIS UGLY FACE. I don't know of anyone with good potions except Yzma and I can't- I can't even find her!

chosen_heart February 17 2007, 23:47:58 UTC

Yeah I guess so, I think I remember hearing about one king being killed so his brother could take the throne.

Hey calm down, you've only been a llama for a day. Don't give up yet. Maybe Yzma is just back in your world.

emperorkuzco February 18 2007, 01:08:07 UTC

... Wow, now that's rough. Glad I was an old child.

WHAT... WHAT IF SHE IS AND SHE NEVER SHOWS UP WITH THE POTION AND I'M...- DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WRITE WITH HOOVES?

chosen_heart February 18 2007, 02:52:29 UTC

Yeah, I guess so!

Well uh no I don't, but then we'll just have to look around for someone else who knows about potions! There's a lot of people here, maybe you'll get lucky!

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