Three Smelly Llamas
[Page splattered with wet tear spots]
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. This... this can't BE. I... with the... and the... right before my big party and-... and... my... MY FACE. MY HAIR.
... How could this- how could this HAPPEN? I was just... just sitting here and the next thing I knew, there was the llama and the stinky and the... WHY ME?
Wait. The peasants. Those ungrateful, useless, nasty peasants with the... with the pitch forks and the fire on the page and the and and and... and... the electing government officials! YOU. YOU DID THIS TO ME. How could you treat your Emperor like this?!
NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. This... this can't BE. I... with the... and the... right before my big party and-... and... my... MY FACE. MY HAIR.
... How could this- how could this HAPPEN? I was just... just sitting here and the next thing I knew, there was the llama and the stinky and the... WHY ME?
Wait. The peasants. Those ungrateful, useless, nasty peasants with the... with the pitch forks and the fire on the page and the and and and... and... the electing government officials! YOU. YOU DID THIS TO ME. How could you treat your Emperor like this?!