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emperorkuzco in paradisa

Three Smelly Llamas

Feb 17, 2007 13:24

[Page splattered with wet tear spots]NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. This... this can't BE. I... with the... and the... right before my big party and-... and... my... MY FACE. MY HAIR ( Read more... )

emperor kuzco

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dearweatherby February 17 2007, 20:33:32 UTC

Oh my! A... llama? How ghastly.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 20:38:01 UTC

Uh, YEAH. I just... I can't even... DID YOU DO THIS, PEASANT GUY?

dearweatherby February 17 2007, 20:45:24 UTC

PEASANT? ! I am the Governor! How rude.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:00:03 UTC

NOT IN MY LAND, bub!

sevenyearicha February 17 2007, 20:49:17 UTC

So YOU'RE the asshole that's stinking up our whole floor? Thanks a lot.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:03:22 UTC

EXCUSE ME? Not my fault! SOME MEANIEHEAD PEASANT DID THIS TO ME. I was so... beautiful... Now it's all HOOVES and FUR and SMELL.

sevenyearicha February 18 2007, 06:56:29 UTC

What are you, useless? Can't defend yourself? Can't undo a little llama action?

No, it's not just hooves and fur and smell, it's hooves and fur and LOTS OF SMELL. You sonofabitch, this is a big night for some of us, and it's kind of hard to get into that special romantic mood with, you know, THE SMELL OF MANGY FUR AND DAYOLD SHIT PERMEATING THE FLOOR.

fiercestwarrior February 17 2007, 21:11:24 UTC

... have you even run into anyone? How could someone turn you into a llama without seeing you, huh?

.... HAHAHAHAHHAHA LLAMA FACE

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:17:57 UTC

I WAS OUT IN THE HALLWAY FOR A WHILE. I SAW SOME PEOPLE. AND... AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. AND THEY'RE ALL CRAZY PEASANTS AND THE ONE GUY MADE MY JOURNAL KINDA BURN AND... AND THEY MUST HAVE DONE THIS.

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. NOOO, LLAMA FACE.

fiercestwarrior February 17 2007, 21:26:36 UTC

.... wait someone set your journal on fire? HOW? I oughta congratulate them. And I DON'T THINK ANYONE IN THIS CASTLE COULD TURN YOU INTO A LLAMA OKAY. What about that Yzma lady you were talking about?

LLAAAAAAAAMA FACE! SMELLY STUPID LLAAAAAAAAAMA FACE!

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:30:24 UTC

I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY DID THAT AND THEN THEY CHANGED ME INTO THIS...

YZMA. HER. IT WAS... no, couldn't be. She's my advisor. She'd never do anything cruel like changing me into a HORRIBLE, STINKY LLAMA. I should find her. Maybe she could change me back SINCE ALL YOU PEASANTS ARE BEING BAD.

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I'VE CHANGED BACK.

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n_oceo February 17 2007, 21:22:39 UTC

I told you something was going to happen, stupid adult~

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:24:41 UTC

Then... THEN IT WAS YOU WHO CHANGED ME INTO A LLAMA.

n_oceo February 17 2007, 21:25:30 UTC

Noooope, it wasn't me~ But I think whoever did do it was smart.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:30:52 UTC

NO. IT MUST HAVE BEEN YOU. YOU KNOW... TOO MUCH.

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twilightery February 17 2007, 21:43:54 UTC

Emperor?

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:48:36 UTC

Emperor! Emperor Kuzco! You'd think SOMEONE WOULD KNOW THIS.

twilightery February 17 2007, 21:51:15 UTC

Kuzco? I've never heard of a player by that name.

I'm the Emporer, so stop telling everyone your stupid lies.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:55:02 UTC

Aw, that'd almost be funny IF I WEREN'T A LLAMA AT THE MOMENT.

ANOTHER False Emperor?! Psh. I bet you don't have a shiny crown.

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