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emperorkuzco in paradisa

Three Smelly Llamas

Feb 17, 2007 13:24

[Page splattered with wet tear spots]NOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo. This... this can't BE. I... with the... and the... right before my big party and-... and... my... MY FACE. MY HAIR ( Read more... )

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fiercestwarrior February 17 2007, 21:11:24 UTC

... have you even run into anyone? How could someone turn you into a llama without seeing you, huh?

.... HAHAHAHAHHAHA LLAMA FACE

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:17:57 UTC

I WAS OUT IN THE HALLWAY FOR A WHILE. I SAW SOME PEOPLE. AND... AND THEN THIS HAPPENED. AND THEY'RE ALL CRAZY PEASANTS AND THE ONE GUY MADE MY JOURNAL KINDA BURN AND... AND THEY MUST HAVE DONE THIS.

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. NOOO, LLAMA FACE.

fiercestwarrior February 17 2007, 21:26:36 UTC

.... wait someone set your journal on fire? HOW? I oughta congratulate them. And I DON'T THINK ANYONE IN THIS CASTLE COULD TURN YOU INTO A LLAMA OKAY. What about that Yzma lady you were talking about?

LLAAAAAAAAMA FACE! SMELLY STUPID LLAAAAAAAAAMA FACE!

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:30:24 UTC

I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT THEY DID THAT AND THEN THEY CHANGED ME INTO THIS...

YZMA. HER. IT WAS... no, couldn't be. She's my advisor. She'd never do anything cruel like changing me into a HORRIBLE, STINKY LLAMA. I should find her. Maybe she could change me back SINCE ALL YOU PEASANTS ARE BEING BAD.

JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL I'VE CHANGED BACK.

fiercestwarrior February 17 2007, 21:33:58 UTC

YOU JUST KEEP THINKING THAT, LLAMA FACE.

emperorkuzco February 17 2007, 21:49:41 UTC

RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW. FROM THE TOP FLOOR, PEASANT.

fiercestwarrior February 17 2007, 23:58:02 UTC

WHAT, YOU GONNA THROW ME OUT THE WINDOW? WITH YOUR HOOVES? HAAAAAAHAHAH

emperorkuzco February 18 2007, 01:01:06 UTC

Uh-HUH. KICK YOU OUT IF NECESSARY. RIGHT OUT.

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