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[yamanaka]

Helloooo, Paradisa, and welcome to the first -- Issue? Edition? -- whatever, of ... what are we calling this?

I'm not calling it anything. "Things Ino Said and Sakura wrote about"?

That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of. ... But alright, it'll work until we think of a better one. Anyways, in honor of the summer, which will end pretty soon, we'

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[haruno]

[ seriously staring down Ino now WOMAN WHAT WERE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? ]

[yamanaka]

[SHE WAS NOT IT IS TRUE FACTS OKAY. JUST SMILES]

[haruno]

[ Sakura jots down a short list of names in the side margin, under a filter to Ino, of guys Ino has said were "interested" in her, or who gave her "looks" in the past. And this is just for this time around.

Then she quirks up an eyebrow. WHAT SAY YOU INO? ]

[yamanaka]

[LMFAO she just glances at them]

Well, I guess they all have a thing for giant foreheads.

[haruno]

[ Flicks Ino in the forehead for that laksdjf ]

[yamanaka]

Ow! [sdkofjsd puts a hand where she got flicked] Well it's true!

[haruno]

So Leroy likes you for your extra padding? In certain places.

[yamanaka]

"Extra padding"? Sorry I actually have a figure, unlike you.

[haruno]

Apparently I have one too. Or so you pointed out at the hotsprings, Ino-Pig!

[yamanaka]

I was just surprised you finally hit puberty, Billboard Brow.

[haruno]

Just like I was surprised you hit spintsterhood but didn't end up a cat lady?

[yamanaka]

Why would I be a cat lady?! I don't even like cats!

2/2 oops

[yamanaka]

And I'm not old!

lmf

[haruno]

[ QUIET LAUGHTER HERE 83 ]

You can probably be a dog lady too. Or a bird lady! Or a duck lady...

[yamanaka]

How about none of the above.

[haruno]

You did collect your own personal duck, so I'm not so sure none of the above applies, Ino.