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Helloooo, Paradisa, and welcome to the first -- Issue? Edition? -- whatever, of ... what are we calling this?
I'm not calling it anything. "Things Ino Said and Sakura wrote about"?
That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of. ... But alright, it'll work until we think of a better one. Anyways, in honor of the summer, which will end pretty soon, we're going to talk to you about a very important matter.
Bathing suits aren't a very important matter.
They are, and you know it! Especially how you look in one!
Yes, because if you don't look good in a bathing suit, you're going to die alone and unloved!
[HUFFS] I didn't say that. Though it might help your chances of that not happening ...
[ LOUD CLAP THROUGH THE LAST PART OF THAT SENTENCE ]
Would you cut that out?! -- Anyways, it's important to make sure that your bathing suit isn't too tight or too loose. Girls, nobody wants to see muffin tops and underboob. Guys, there should be something left to the imagination, but don't drown in your trunks, either.
Ino where did you learn these words Assuming you wear bathing suits at all.
Oh, yeah, that's the other thing. The pool is not a bathtub, so try to have some decency and cover something up.
For everyone's sake, we have children who live here!
Exactly. Even if Sakura wouldn't mind. [DEVIOUS GRIN OVER HERE ... and totally getting ready to dodge something being thrown at her]
[ SOUND OF SOMEONE GETTING A PILLOW TO THE FACE ]
[yeah she's just cracking up ... muffled:] Come on, come on, you're ruining it.
Back on "topic," there's a few things to keep in mind when people like Ino are rating you on degrees of attractiveness, which is silly since she's dating Leroy... but here they are anyway.
[remember that pillow? it's in your face now Sakura aslkdjasd]
[which means INO IS LEFT TO TALK BWAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT PLAN ]
[yes, but that ... might not be the best thing] Well, if you're like Sakura, and you're making kissy faces at certain elf guys --
[ CUT OFF BY ANOTHER PILLOW TO THE FACE ]
First, wear what you feel comfortable in. Nothing's more appealing than someone confident in how they feel and look. Second, ignore most everything Ino says, she's an idiot.
[that pillow is hitting you in the head, missy 8|] I am not an idiot! But the first part was right.
So's the second -- anyway, third, for the men, remember to leave something to the imagination. No spandex! This is about functionality too, and ten to one you're not competing in a swimming contest, and if you are, make up for the drag through sheer effort!
Yeah! So there's your guide to not looking terrible on the beach and at the pool. If you want to know about a specific swimsuit, I guess you can ask us to judge it for you or something. Or I guess if you want advice on other stuff, too. Just send a filter our way!
[ooc: Purple is Ino, Pink is Sakura. Enjoy the impromptu PSA??? LMAO.]
I'm not calling it anything. "Things Ino Said and Sakura wrote about"?
That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of. ... But alright, it'll work until we think of a better one. Anyways, in honor of the summer, which will end pretty soon, we're going to talk to you about a very important matter.
Bathing suits aren't a very important matter.
They are, and you know it! Especially how you look in one!
Yes, because if you don't look good in a bathing suit, you're going to die alone and unloved!
[HUFFS] I didn't say that. Though it might help your chances of that not happening ...
[ LOUD CLAP THROUGH THE LAST PART OF THAT SENTENCE ]
Would you cut that out?! -- Anyways, it's important to make sure that your bathing suit isn't too tight or too loose. Girls, nobody wants to see muffin tops and underboob. Guys, there should be something left to the imagination, but don't drown in your trunks, either.
Ino where did you learn these words Assuming you wear bathing suits at all.
Oh, yeah, that's the other thing. The pool is not a bathtub, so try to have some decency and cover something up.
For everyone's sake, we have children who live here!
Exactly. Even if Sakura wouldn't mind. [DEVIOUS GRIN OVER HERE ... and totally getting ready to dodge something being thrown at her]
[ SOUND OF SOMEONE GETTING A PILLOW TO THE FACE ]
[yeah she's just cracking up ... muffled:] Come on, come on, you're ruining it.
Back on "topic," there's a few things to keep in mind when people like Ino are rating you on degrees of attractiveness, which is silly since she's dating Leroy... but here they are anyway.
[remember that pillow? it's in your face now Sakura aslkdjasd]
[which means INO IS LEFT TO TALK BWAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT PLAN ]
[yes, but that ... might not be the best thing] Well, if you're like Sakura, and you're making kissy faces at certain elf guys --
[ CUT OFF BY ANOTHER PILLOW TO THE FACE ]
First, wear what you feel comfortable in. Nothing's more appealing than someone confident in how they feel and look. Second, ignore most everything Ino says, she's an idiot.
[that pillow is hitting you in the head, missy 8|] I am not an idiot! But the first part was right.
So's the second -- anyway, third, for the men, remember to leave something to the imagination. No spandex! This is about functionality too, and ten to one you're not competing in a swimming contest, and if you are, make up for the drag through sheer effort!
Yeah! So there's your guide to not looking terrible on the beach and at the pool. If you want to know about a specific swimsuit, I guess you can ask us to judge it for you or something. Or I guess if you want advice on other stuff, too. Just send a filter our way!
[ooc: Purple is Ino, Pink is Sakura. Enjoy the impromptu PSA??? LMAO.]