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[yamanaka]

Helloooo, Paradisa, and welcome to the first -- Issue? Edition? -- whatever, of ... what are we calling this?

I'm not calling it anything. "Things Ino Said and Sakura wrote about"?

That's the dumbest name I've ever heard of. ... But alright, it'll work until we think of a better one. Anyways, in honor of the summer, which will end pretty soon, we'

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[haruno]

[ seriously staring down Ino now WOMAN WHAT WERE YOU GOING ON ABOUT? ]

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[yamanaka]

... What?

[haruno]

[ She says "thank you" to Ino, quirking up an eyebrow. ]

[yamanaka]

[ ... staring. staring like WHY ARE YOU MAKING KISSY FACES AT ME I HAVE A BOYFRIEND ]

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[alltenfingers]

[Ezio is mildly disturbed by this sudden outburst. Why in the world are they suddenly discussing bathing suits and, dear God, who gave them the ability to address the masses with this insanity?]

Le donne sono pazzi qui. [He clears his throat.]

What, may I ask, is the purpose of this, ladies?

[yamanaka]

[blink blink!] Oh, hi, Ezio! [she seems pleased to hear from him, and not ... at all ashamed of what she was just talking about HAHAHA]

Well, a lot of people don't know how to shop for a proper bathing suit or wear it, which usually makes them not want to go swimming, or they go naked, so. Helpful information, right?

[alltenfingers]

Hello, Ino. [Why does he always meet the insane people? Why? Someone explain that.]

I... suppose so. I still see little sense in addressing the public. Perhaps you should set up a shop somewhere, or an information and help desk...

[yamanaka]

[skfjhdskf she's not insane, she just ... has no shame sometimes]

Is it embarrassing for you or something?

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[loveandstrife]

Uhh... what was that about? Why are you telling people about swimsuits?

[Deadpan:] Are you the Fashion Police or something?

[yamanaka]

[have and extremely serious tone back ... even though she's kidding but yes:]

Yes. I am.

[loveandstrife]

Huh. [Girls are weird. He's sure Tifa and Aerith would do stupid things like this, given the chance.]

Are you gonna start arresting people?

[yamanaka]

I could, considering how some people dress themselves around here ....

[tomatoandbasil]

[Dammit, you two, what is this all about? You were so good at helping with Ruffles-chan and her merry crew, but now this? Eh, it's probably your age.

Normally she'd roll her eyes and groan past this, but she's bored enough to ask what is going on.]

Is this really necessary?

[Said the elf who dresses like she does.]

[haruno]

First you'll have to define necessary, Alleyne!

[tomatoandbasil]

Is someone really stripping in the pool? Did I need to know?

[haruno]

I hope we were exaggerating, though I bet it's happened. I wouldn't focus on that out of everything.

[officially_odd]

[well, this strikes awfully close to home, considering what he'd been doing a few hours before.

He'd been trying to read through the journal to figure out more about the place he'd landed, but this was a suitable distraction]

They say imagination is an invaluable tool.

[haruno]

Which is exactly why people should leave something to it!

[officially_odd]

You'll get no argument from me. [after all, he did go "swimming" in all of his clothes, earlier.

Funny how often that seems to happen]

[haruno]

I'll mark this down as an agreeance in the book I might or might not have keeping track of these things.

How're you settling in so far? Not that it's been long, but still.