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[notdaddyhost]

[Today, Paradisa will have a screaming transvestite in a fangirl t-shirt appearing in the kitchen]

- of this photo?!!!

[But the laws of Ouran-physics are cruel and unusual, and a banana peel inexplicably appears underfoot. Ranka flails around comically, before landing flat on his face

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[kickthecanplz]

[eff my life. But, say, Ranka, that pillow you landed on is wearing a familiar looking school uniform.]

... Hey.

[notdaddyhost]

[Oh hey that is a familiar uniform, and you weren't part if the GREAT OPERATION OF GREATNESS TO RESCUE HARUHI. So there must be only one explanation for this entire thing]

That was a SUPER QUICK costume change! Which of you clever boys is under that scary face?

[BUT WAIT! He stands] NEVER MIND, WE HAVE TO SAVE MY DARLING HAR...u...hi?

[...This is not the place he was five seconds ago]

[kickthecanplz]

[Grumbles, trying to stand up.]

What the hell are you talking about? ... And how do you know Fujioka?

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[notdaddyhost]

What happened to the Lobelia Academy? It was right here!.

[daddyhost]

[For once, Tamaki had been walking along minding his own business, before...]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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[notdaddyhost]

[YOU :/]

You're getting in the way of me saving my darling little girl. [He'll get up and stand on Tamaki's face] How dare you ruin my fantastic rescue mission!

[Looking around] What did you do to everyone?

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[notdaddyhost]

[Gasp!!!]

DID YOU RIG SOMETHING UP TO HIDE HARUHI AWAY? WAS THIS ALL A RUSE?!!!

[Still standing on your face, btw]

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[daddyhost]

O-Ow.

[thirteenth]

[The last thing he had been expecting today had been someone to fall on top of him, so excuse him while he moves a little sluggishly.]

...Are you alright?

[notdaddyhost]

UNHAND ME, LOBELIA DRONE!! I HAVE TO SAVE MY BABY GIRL!!

[thirteenth]

A child is in trouble?

[notdaddyhost]

MY DAUGHTER! SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY VILLAINOUS GIRLS WHO WANT TO

...Kiss her.

[notdaddyhost]

[You are not someone who he saw five seconds ago]

Where did you come from, and WHY ARE YOU IN MY WAY?

[Trying to scrabble to his feet] DADDY'S COMING!!!

[notdaddyhost]

[He's going to stand on your leg so you can't run away]

YOU'RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHAT YOU DID WITH MY DAUGHTER!!

[gunneroffortune]

[And here she was minding her own business when suddenly she's used as a pillow and gives a slight pained gasp on the floor. A girl that looks like a boy and a man that looks like a woman in the same vacinity? This was just going to spell out weird.]

A-Agh-!

[notdaddyhost]

[Clearly, epic is going to happen]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY EPIC RESCUE MISSION?!!

[gunneroffortune]

[It takes her a moment, but she can't help but scowl then. Honestly, she gets landed on and now this crazy person is yelling at her?!]

Forgive me for getting in your way, but I feel that I must point out that you landed on me.

[notdaddyhost]

[He'll LEAP TO HIS FEET, looking around frantically!]

Did we fall through a secret trap door? Where is my little girl?!!!