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Jan 11, 2011 17:21

[Today, Paradisa will have a screaming transvestite in a fangirl t-shirt appearing in the kitchen]

- of this photo?!!!

[But the laws of Ouran-physics are cruel and unusual, and a banana peel inexplicably appears underfoot. Ranka flails around comically, before landing flat on his face ( Read more... )

!intro, fujioka ryouji (ranka)

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thirteenth January 12 2011, 00:12:40 UTC

[The last thing he had been expecting today had been someone to fall on top of him, so excuse him while he moves a little sluggishly.]

...Are you alright?

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 00:24:22 UTC

UNHAND ME, LOBELIA DRONE!! I HAVE TO SAVE MY BABY GIRL!!

thirteenth January 12 2011, 00:47:23 UTC

A child is in trouble?

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 00:52:03 UTC

MY DAUGHTER! SHE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED BY VILLAINOUS GIRLS WHO WANT TO

...Kiss her.

thirteenth January 12 2011, 17:27:40 UTC

[He's a little worried that this woman is a little disturbed, but if she believed her daughter kidnapped then it was important to calm her down.]

Try to calm down, we'll find her together, alright?

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 17:33:25 UTC

[EYES...SPARKLE!]

Oh, thank you, kind beauty! Do you knew where those evil, horrid girls are hiding?

thirteenth January 12 2011, 18:30:44 UTC

[Kind... beauty...?]

I think you may be a little confused, I don't know of any missing girls. Could you tell me more about her?

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 19:39:36 UTC

[He#ll pull out a picture of Haruhi from...e. Best not ask where]

She's the most darling little girl in the whole world. She'd be even more darling if she wore a pretty dress once in a while.

thirteenth January 12 2011, 20:06:44 UTC

I don't think I've seen her, I'm sorry. [Gently;] Are you sure she's resident here?

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 20:16:55 UTC

But she has to be here. She was right in front of me, just now!!

...

Resident?

thirteenth January 12 2011, 20:27:14 UTC

Aa.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but I'm afraid you're no longer in your world. This place takes people from all times and places, keeping them in this castle whether they want to stay or not.

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 20:45:33 UTC

[THIS. FACE]

But...har-u-hi

thirteenth January 12 2011, 23:39:50 UTC

She won't know you're gone, time doesn't move in our world when we are gone.

notdaddyhost January 13 2011, 00:01:05 UTC

SHE'S TRAPPED IN TIME?!!!!!!

thirteenth January 13 2011, 15:15:41 UTC

...

No, it's more that we have been removed from the flow of time.

notdaddyhost January 13 2011, 18:57:38 UTC

I need to get BACK in the flow of time.

I need my little schookums!

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