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Jan 11, 2011 17:21

[Today, Paradisa will have a screaming transvestite in a fangirl t-shirt appearing in the kitchen]

- of this photo?!!!

[But the laws of Ouran-physics are cruel and unusual, and a banana peel inexplicably appears underfoot. Ranka flails around comically, before landing flat on his face ( Read more... )

!intro, fujioka ryouji (ranka)

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gunneroffortune January 12 2011, 01:14:37 UTC

[And here she was minding her own business when suddenly she's used as a pillow and gives a slight pained gasp on the floor. A girl that looks like a boy and a man that looks like a woman in the same vacinity? This was just going to spell out weird.]

A-Agh-!

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 01:19:35 UTC

[Clearly, epic is going to happen]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE FLOOR GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY EPIC RESCUE MISSION?!!

gunneroffortune January 12 2011, 01:21:53 UTC

[It takes her a moment, but she can't help but scowl then. Honestly, she gets landed on and now this crazy person is yelling at her?!]

Forgive me for getting in your way, but I feel that I must point out that you landed on me.

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 01:30:13 UTC

[He'll LEAP TO HIS FEET, looking around frantically!]

Did we fall through a secret trap door? Where is my little girl?!!!

gunneroffortune January 12 2011, 07:49:08 UTC

[She'll push herself to her feet then, rubbing an arm.]

Ma'am, I must insist that you calm down. If you don't, I fear whatever situation you may be in will simply become worse.

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 17:38:01 UTC

Are they listening?

[Gasps, looking around in paranoia] That's probably how they got Haruhi in the first place. THOSE FOXES!

gunneroffortune January 12 2011, 20:43:45 UTC

[You are getting this look so hard right now.]

Again, I insist you calm down. [...idea!]

I'm a detective, I may be able to assist you regarding the situation. But first you must calm down.

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 21:21:17 UTC

You're in the...police?

[Oh look, that worked] Detective! I have to report a kidnapping!!

gunneroffortune January 12 2011, 23:24:26 UTC

Yes, we have all been kidnapped here. [...though saying that was probably a bad idea.]

But the person you're looking for may have a chance of being here. Now, if you would calmly explain the situation...

notdaddyhost January 12 2011, 23:47:16 UTC

The Lobelia plot runs deeper than I thought!!!

These horrible girls STOLE my little girl and wanted to...to... kiss her. I ran to save her, but then I was here, and the girls and my poor Haruhi were gone!

gunneroffortune January 13 2011, 03:53:54 UTC

[Well, that sounds like one whacky situation.]

I... see.

Allow me to first explain something. We are all currently in a world known as Paradisa, a dimension that takes others from various worlds and brings them here. The 'Lobelia' are not responsible for this, I can assure you.

However, there is a chance that this Haruhi may be somewhere in this place. It is merely a matter of taking attendence on each floor and, perhaps, asking other residents.

If I may, what is her full name? And yours, so that I may know who to report any information to you confidentially. My name is Naoto Shirogane.

1/2 notdaddyhost January 13 2011, 12:59:11 UTC

...Is is the Mob?

[Magical castle? Does not compute]

Her name is Fujioka Haruhi!And you can call me Ranka. [Wink] That's my stage name~

2/2 notdaddyhost January 13 2011, 12:59:55 UTC

Now, TO THE FLOORS!!!

[He's going to start storming off]

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