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[twogirlsonetuck]

Ladies and gentlemen of the castle, we have a psycho bitch in our presence. Don't be fooled by her glowy, orange, tit-tacular exterior; on the inside, she's basically an batshit evil crazy velociraptor in disguise. That can shoot glowy stuff at you. Glowy hot exploding stuff. If you don't like being exploded, as a friend and potential wingman,

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[halfgoddess]

... yeah, you're going to die.

[twogirlsonetuck]

[runningfaster] Yeah, aha, no shit.

[girly_laps]

Bye Tucker! Have fun being exploded! That's a pretty awesome way to go!

[twogirlsonetuck]

Yeah, that's probably the only good part about this! [running running running] Unless I get a good look at her tits before I go. That would be a little better.

[girly_laps]

Maybe if you ask the castle real nice, it'll make her shirt vanish.

[twogirlsonetuck]

... You think?

[encryptedlock]

[...]

Tucker, what the hell did you do?

[twogirlsonetuck]

Got curious. Went inside an open door. Found an alien. Fucked up. Basically, the story of my life.

[encryptedlock]

God damn, dude.

[Tucker]

How badly you need a safe place?

[York]

[twogirlsonetuck]

Like I think this chick is even more batshit than Tex badly?

[youfingwhore]

Ten bucks says you deserve it.

[twogirlsonetuck]

Shut up, Church, or else I'll tell her you fucked her mom!

[youfingwhore]

Oh, like she'd believe that.

[twogirlsonetuck]

She's crazier than Tex, Church. I dunno if you wanna risk it.

[need_to_rule_it]

....Wow.

[twogirlsonetuck]

Nah, she's actually more like a "hot damn" until she blows your head off.

[need_to_rule_it]

Huh.

Good to know then, I guess.

[gonna keep listening in on this to see how it plays out! :D]