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[twogirlsonetuck]

Ladies and gentlemen of the castle, we have a psycho bitch in our presence. Don't be fooled by her glowy, orange, tit-tacular exterior; on the inside, she's basically an batshit evil crazy velociraptor in disguise. That can shoot glowy stuff at you. Glowy hot exploding stuff. If you don't like being exploded, as a friend and potential wingman,

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[girly_laps]

Bye Tucker! Have fun being exploded! That's a pretty awesome way to go!

[twogirlsonetuck]

Yeah, that's probably the only good part about this! [running running running] Unless I get a good look at her tits before I go. That would be a little better.

[girly_laps]

Maybe if you ask the castle real nice, it'll make her shirt vanish.

[twogirlsonetuck]

... You think?

[girly_laps]

Worth a shot, right? If you're gonna die anyway.

[twogirlsonetuck]

.... Sister, you have the best fucking ideas.

[girly_laps]

I know! I should totally write a book or something.

[twogirlsonetuck]

... Wait, can you read?

[girly_laps]

Why would I read when I can use one of those dicta-tape thingies?

[twogirlsonetuck]

... That is a really good point.

[girly_laps]

See? I can have good ideas. There needs to be a suggestion box at the base.

[twogirlsonetuck]

Must get lonely over there.

Be right back - getting lost somewhere.

[girly_laps]

Not with my raves and messing up the old guy.

GOOD LUCK, DAWG!

[twogirlsonetuck]

... You know, back at base, since you're the only Blue with rank there, you're technically the leader there.

[girly_laps]

...SWEET! I'm so going to redecorate.