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Ladies and gentlemen of the castle, we have a psycho bitch in our presence. Don't be fooled by her glowy, orange, tit-tacular exterior; on the inside, she's basically an batshit evil crazy velociraptor in disguise. That can shoot glowy stuff at you. Glowy hot exploding stuff. If you don't like being exploded, as a friend and potential wingman, trust me when I say just run away. Save yourself! If she's one of the fish in the sea, she's a fucking hammerhead.
Also, don't fucking sneak up on her. That's a one way ticket to pissing her off.
Since she's gonna kill me in probably like a few minutes after she sees this (I bet she can fly, all of you superhero people can fly) I'm just gonna say: good bye, castle, and thanks for all the chicks. It was the most ass I've ever seen in like years. You don't suck half as much as you would without it!
All right, running now. [and there he goes]
Also, don't fucking sneak up on her. That's a one way ticket to pissing her off.
Since she's gonna kill me in probably like a few minutes after she sees this (I bet she can fly, all of you superhero people can fly) I'm just gonna say: good bye, castle, and thanks for all the chicks. It was the most ass I've ever seen in like years. You don't suck half as much as you would without it!
All right, running now. [and there he goes]