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Black people don't really grasp the concept of standing in line. That's pretty counterintuitive considering all the years of standing in line to receive foodstamps and unemployment checks.

She seats 35.

I hate fat girls that're entirely too proud of their fat-girl boobs. That's like a retard being proud of his stryofoam helmet.

I got cat class and I got cat style.

Birthday is less than one month, people.

http://www.amazon.com/Weird-Michigan-Linda-S-Godfrey/dp/1402739079

get me that.

Fetch m' musket.

I also want this

http://www.cinderblock.com/product-details.aspx?product=6387

My b-day is in a few weeks. Buy me these.

http://www.levisstore.com/product/index.jsp?productId=2076863&cp=2068573.2075200.2075207&view=all&parentPage=family

So long, a-hole.

What a dumb thing to say.

We haven't spoke in damn-near two years. Why would you pick a fight over nothing?

Have you ever just read my livejournal? I mean, really read it?

I'm one funny son of a bitch.