I'm tired.

The first weekend of September (1st-3rd) the Lugnuts are playing the Whitecaps in Lansing. I'd like to take my dad to one of the games but I also want to go to another with friends. If you wanna go, let me know early because it's the last series of the season so tickets will probably go quickly.

This Satuday (the 18th) Zoel Zumaya is pitching for the Mud Hens in Toledo. Tickets are $8 if you wanna go with me, lemme know.

Eventually I want a book to be written about my life. I want the first sentence to be,

"Battling addiction is the most challenging thing a person can do. But for Mike Warlick, this would set in motion one of the sexiest adventures ever known..."One the cover there'd be a picture of a Lumberjack riding a pterodactyl like a skateboard while ( Read more... )

If I have to read about celluar metabolism one more time I swear to God I'm going to set myself on fire.

I hate gluconeogenesis.
I hate Krebb's cycle.
I love ice cream.

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buy me that.

None fagotts wished me a happy b-day.

Suggit

R.I.P

The N-Word

Man, I'm sooooo glad the NAACP finally burried the N-Word.

I hate how every goth/scene band has covered either A) a misfits song or B) a song from The Nightmare Before Christmas