The reason I've slept with over 30 girls and the reason I will continue to fuck up all of my relationships is because I used to be fat and I'm full of insecurities ( Read more... )

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someone buy me this as a pre-christmas present.

Later days, Shylock.

Everytime someone tries to sell Ed shit via the telephone I always say he changed his number to Matts cell phone and tell them the best time to call is 4 or 5 in the morning.

lol, suck it.

I don't need your cryin' ass shit.

Hi, remember when some nigger tried breaking into my shit last night?

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>Hey, do you guys have white eyeliner?

>>Yeah, it's right next to the cork-bottom sandals and backpocketless blue jeans.

ahhhhh---hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

God, I'm sweet.

Yeah, it's pretty easy to say I'm an asshole when I'm not there to defend myself.

I'm a lot smarter than what I'm given credit for, so don't give me that shit.