why i keep AIM around

[paperbackings]

rachel: my dick is so big carrie bradshaw dated it on and off for six seasons before eventually marrying it
me: my dick is so big that when i lost my virginity i created the universe
rachel: my dick is so big it went platinum
me: my dick is so big that its work has been translated into forty-six languages and it has been invited to speak at many

Comments

[cupcakefairy]

you are brilliant, this entry is amazing and thanked-you-for, and yo lemme get this rachels number (not cause of the dick prospects but because of the wit)

[blindmole]

dont you have work to do?

[blindmole]

and im sorry babe but she wins on my dick is so big tom hanks starred in it ... classic

[paperbackings]

yeah i know, she kicked my ass on that one.

(and shut up, i got all my reading done)

[iwastinny]

Sarah, I'm wearing your pants.

[paperbackings]

i've always wanted you in them.