why i keep AIM around
rachel: my dick is so big carrie bradshaw dated it on and off for six seasons before eventually marrying it
me: my dick is so big that when i lost my virginity i created the universe
rachel: my dick is so big it went platinum
me: my dick is so big that its work has been translated into forty-six languages and it has been invited to speak at many prestigious universities
me: my dick is so big it has an entourage of smaller dicks that follow it around and get its coffee
rachel: my dick is so big peter jackson had to make it a trilogy to fit in all the important plot points
rachel: my dick is so big tom hanks starred in it
rachel: my dick is so big magellan died trying to circumnavigate it
rachel: hey is there a better way to say this?
rachel: Jefferson argues not from an egalitarian standpoint, claiming that African slaves are the equals of their white slave-owners, but from a practical standpoint, claiming that the practice of owning slaves is detrimental both to a man's and to a society's moral wellbeing.
me: you know, i was expecting that to be a dick joke
me: i'm sad it isn't
me: my dick is so big that when i lost my virginity i created the universe
rachel: my dick is so big it went platinum
me: my dick is so big that its work has been translated into forty-six languages and it has been invited to speak at many prestigious universities
me: my dick is so big it has an entourage of smaller dicks that follow it around and get its coffee
rachel: my dick is so big peter jackson had to make it a trilogy to fit in all the important plot points
rachel: my dick is so big tom hanks starred in it
rachel: my dick is so big magellan died trying to circumnavigate it
rachel: hey is there a better way to say this?
rachel: Jefferson argues not from an egalitarian standpoint, claiming that African slaves are the equals of their white slave-owners, but from a practical standpoint, claiming that the practice of owning slaves is detrimental both to a man's and to a society's moral wellbeing.
me: you know, i was expecting that to be a dick joke
me: i'm sad it isn't