For those of you who know who he is and bask in his glory, Craig shared this with me, and it might be the greatest way to experience 4 am ever...or any time of day for that matter. It kinda looks like Andy Dick with a wig on. Who knows, it might be ( Read more... )

You Are A Chestnut Tree
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I can't help but see a pattern in behavior in something that's happening in someone else's life, and I can't help but think, maybe you deserved it!!

KARMA, BITCH!!!

So we were supposed to go to the Oklahoma State Fair Demolition Derby---only when we got there (an hour drive), the thing was cancelled!! And we had Patrick (3) and McKenna (2) with us, so we decided to stay and let the older kid ride some rides. Only it cost about $3-4 per ride because of the cost of tickets, so we got him a $14 wristband ( Read more... )

So eddie and I are babysitting a 2 and 3 year old for the weekend, and tomorrow we're taking them to a demolition derby, Oklahoma State Fair-Style, yo! Should be interesting... thus far we've had minimal problems except the kids don't like going to bed or taking naps, or eating, or listening, but they do enjoy watching movies, fighting over my ( Read more... )

So this afternoon I went to the eye doctor so that they could put new lenses in my old glasses, and while I was waiting, reading a year-old People magazine from their coffee table, this old woman came up to me and our conversation went something like this ( Read more... )

So I just finished watching my neighbor's kids for the first of many times (for about 2 hours while she goes to class), and I need to stop myself from going into the kitchen, grabbing a pair of tongs, and ripping out my uterus. Holy shit, I need a nap. They're 2 and 4 years old (girl and boy, respectively) and the boy LOVES to throw tantrums when ( Read more... )

Can I get a "what what" for gas falling $.40 in the last 2 weeks?? Get it, $2.58!! Keep on truckin!

I can't wait to eat this sushi. I'm leaving so that I might eat the sushi.

I think I just killed my cat ( Read more... )

So last night as I was walking the dog, one of the crazy black ladies that lives near us was sitting outside her apartment with a couple of her cronies when all of them started screaming, and then the oldest of them (had to be about 80) got up with her cane and started wailing the sidewalk with her cane... Apparently a tarantula decided to crawl ( Read more... )