Whoa.
So I just finished watching my neighbor's kids for the first of many times (for about 2 hours while she goes to class), and I need to stop myself from going into the kitchen, grabbing a pair of tongs, and ripping out my uterus. Holy shit, I need a nap. They're 2 and 4 years old (girl and boy, respectively) and the boy LOVES to throw tantrums when he either has to stop doing something that's fun (and thus dangerous or destructive) and the girl just likes to throw things...that, and draw on everything in sight with an ink pen. Not to mention that half my efforts were dragging my puppy around so that she wouldn't jump on the children. Ok, someone hand me a scalpal and a stiff drink. As a matter of fact, hand me the bottle.