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Sometimes it's fun to place your drive-thru order with a foreigner
So I go to MickyD's today and order my usual fish filet with a medium coke. The hispanic lady calls out my order to the first window:
"Feesh feelet and a medium cock!!!"
If I'd been at Wendy's I'da biggie sized it. HAH! -
mountain mama
Life just comes back to give you a 24-hour backrub when you go camping ( Read more... ) -
It must be cause I'm an AOL millionaire
Why does everyone want to take my money ( Read more... ) -
We don't need no edumacation
I have a confession to make ( Read more... ) -
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Campolina
A égua caiu ao fundo da terra….Little man, how I wish I could take you back there ( Read more... ) -
And they ask me why I drink red bull.
Mind-Altering Energy Drink Turns Senior High Bible Study Into Godless Sex Orgy
Excerpts from the article which lead me to take as proof that I can no longer be blamed for my actions; all can be attributed to my 2-bull a day habit for the past 13 months:
"We knew kids were getting high off this legal crack in a can," said Dr. Edwards......"The ( Read more... ) -
Sometimes I forget I'm white
So I'm talking to my west-coast wife Quela last night. It's been awhile, and she had had a birthday in August, for which I had selected a lovely Indonesian necklace from Novica.com - my fave web site for arts and adornments from lands all across this great green world - and had it shipped directly to her house in Santa Fe. So I suddenly ( Read more... ) -
This is your brain...this is your brain on customer service
My father, who holds the dual title of a) distinguished professor of Brazilian culture and literature and b) connoisseur of child learning patterns and psychology, strongly supports the methodology of repetition for learning. He would be proud, I think ( Read more... )