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"CH06"

Dec 21, 2009 02:53

{video}

[a short closeup of an innocuous and particularly bountiful sprig of mistletoe, which happens to be growing on the windowsill of the Latimir apartment]

{voice}

As I am sure many are aware by now, it is ill-advised to attempt to consume, remove, damage, or disobey the new flora in our midst. I suppose the only question is where it has not ( Read more... )

dear diary, poisons of a feather..., inane distractions, give me back mai hax, moogle plx, wrong videogame man, so insane it just might work, ceiling zexion is sniffing you, event: mistletoe, cha-cha chock full of trouble, discedo what are you, plant has penetrated the facility, useless things, when in doubt consult an expert, ok srsly wat, dear scientist santa

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[voice] lunchpenalty December 21 2009, 17:26:23 UTC

So you've moved on from torturing a pig to experimenting on mistletoe?

[voice; thread locked :) :))] pagesniffer December 21 2009, 17:44:05 UTC

The pig is extremely vocal, rather than mistreated.

However, what makes you think I am experimenting with the mistletoe?

[voice; locked] Pffft, no, KYON WANTS THE WORLD TO KNOW IT WAS THEM. lunchpenalty December 21 2009, 17:48:53 UTC

What the hell were you doing to that pig, anyway? Do you know how many nights of sleep I lost because of you and your friend?!

If you're doing some kind of convoluted research on a pig, why would I be surprised if you were doing it on mistletoe, too?

[voice; locked] LOOOL Kyon you can't always get you want bb ~ pagesniffer December 21 2009, 17:52:47 UTC

It is a monster and dislikes being confined. And I apologize for the inconvenience; however, it seems to be progressively calming down.

... Such odd leaps of logic. But no, I am not doing anything with the mistletoe. [at this time]

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[voice] blameshimself December 21 2009, 17:29:00 UTC

The mistletoe has seemed to have penetrated every building and is hanging on virtually every ceiling and doorway. I believe the only place it isn't festering is in mid-air, but it's probably only a matter of time.

I hope you haven't learned about its dangers first-hand, Zexion-san. I wouldn't want you poisoned.

[voice] pagesniffer December 21 2009, 17:50:00 UTC

[sigh] If only magical plants put to ludicrous, if creative, uses were the worst of our worries.

[and a half-laugh] I have a certain basic range of knowledge with plantlife, and am not in the habit of eating strange ones, Seguchi.

[voice] blameshimself December 21 2009, 17:53:09 UTC

Creative?

Mm. I'm glad. Still, I've seen a few grown men attempt to eat mistletoe in the past. Luckily it wasn't the European variety.

[ooc: ...That icon somehow makes me not believe what Zexion just said.]

[voice] pagesniffer December 21 2009, 21:37:52 UTC

In flexibility of application, yes.

[brief pause] I may have to take offense if we continue in this vein, you know. [but it's said placidly enough]

[OOC: ... :| Hush, those are vegetables, dammit.]

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u_n_asplode December 21 2009, 18:06:03 UTC

...I think it's trying to grow on me.

[voice] pagesniffer December 21 2009, 21:38:43 UTC

... How so?

[voice] u_n_asplode December 21 2009, 21:48:35 UTC

It's on the ceiling right over my head and I think it moved before and someone said it grows and--

--LOOK IT MOVED AGAIN. Stop chasing me, nasty plant.

[voice] pagesniffer December 21 2009, 22:28:13 UTC

I would not be surprised if it grew unnaturally, but I had not heard it was able to move on its own.

[...]

Video, if you please?

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musicboxsoldier December 22 2009, 00:27:50 UTC

...I wonder how long these plants will be up for.

[voice] pagesniffer December 22 2009, 04:25:39 UTC

As they are Christmas plants, it would be quite tasteless to leave them out too long past the New Year.

[voice] musicboxsoldier December 22 2009, 05:00:13 UTC

Humph, assuming that the scientists have any taste to begin with.

[voice] pagesniffer December 23 2009, 00:25:54 UTC

[a 'hm' that would be laughter otherwise] True. Alternatively, they may have further plans for New Year's, if what else I have heard from last year is any indication.

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[voice; 80% locked] my professional opinion is that YOU SUCK venusflowertrap December 22 2009, 01:13:31 UTC

Hn, yes, I just noticed that. Mistletoe, generally used around this 'holiday' season. I have not yet found a way to dislodge it, or otherwise cancel its effects.

Unless you want to be making out with everyone you see, I would suggest staying very clear of it until I find out more.

[voice; 80% locked] now, now, I know you're not a 12-year-old girl, despite appearances pagesniffer December 22 2009, 04:30:42 UTC

Only just? I had thought plants within your ken, Marluxia.

It leads one to wonder how long the wait will be.

[voice; 80% locked] was that a dig at my FABULOUS hair venusflowertrap December 22 2009, 15:29:48 UTC

They are, but I have been staying in my room for the past few days.

I have heard that the scientists do this every December, so they should be gone in a week or so.

[voice; 80% locked] it was a dig at your non-existence pagesniffer December 23 2009, 00:29:56 UTC

They have not invaded your residence?

I have heard of its occurrence this past December only -- we are still a mere two or so years into this farce, after all.

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