If I were President, I would...

buy people food if they don't have any food. I would tell my men to leave this store ( Read more... )

I get out of the shower. I put on my skin-firming lotion, which is actually working to decrease the appearance of my cellulite. (Aveeno, if you'd like to know; best one I've tried, and I am a skin-firming-lotion junkie) I dig around in the closet for something to wear that will be casual enough to go with the jeans I unfortunately had to buy at Wal ( Read more... )

I love my kids' dentist. I seriously do. He uses creative visualization to give them a sense of ownership of things like their injections and their medications. He doesn't like to treat it as something he's doing to them, but something he's helping them do for their teeth. <3 "What color bubble do you want around your tooth? Pink, purple, green, ( Read more... )

Hubby: I'm sorry, I didn't do the dishes last night. I'll do them after the kids get on the bus.

me: ...I would look for the pod, but I sort of like this alien creature wot's living in my house.