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"Error: Can't find website www.lonelyconfusedandscared.com"

what do you do when the way you pour your heart out is gone?

If anyone was smart enough to buy extra tickets to the Nintendo Fusion Tour or anyone can't go or anyone knows someone who fits the above qualifications, please get in touch with me.

I will pay some top $$$ for two tickets.

i just dont fucking know

You're sexy.

Anybody who believes in Intelligent Design or (HEAVEN AND HELL FOR-FUCKING-BID) Creationism...

YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND!

Not sorry to anyone I offended.

(By the way, the guy on The Daily Show supporting Intelligent Design just called god "the big-g". Funny, I call orgasms "the big-o".)

So, I am reading an article at CNN.com about animals from the aquarium that survived Hurricane Katrina and were being airlifted to a new home.  Some of the animals they listed were penguins, sea lions, hippos, rare fish, a puppy, an Austrailian Sea Dragon, sharks, a peni...WHAT THE FUCK!?  DID THEY JUST SAY "AUSTRAILIAN SEA DRAGON!?"  (This is ( Read more... )

Who is ready to have some fun, eh?

Yours truly stumbled onto a website where Christians morally judge movies for society. This was a riot. I swear, Christians would run around in the Sahara Desert in a black sweatsuit with metal chains and locks around their dicks and V-Holes.

So, what movie do I go and check out?
The NotebookShit, I would ( Read more... )

In a band?  Looking for a record label?  Not a good one?  Just a record label?

Well, you're in luck.

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King Of Hearts Records

Hit that shit up.