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So, I am reading an article at CNN.com about animals from the aquarium that survived Hurricane Katrina and were being airlifted to a new home. Some of the animals they listed were penguins, sea lions, hippos, rare fish, a puppy, an Austrailian Sea Dragon, sharks, a peni...WHAT THE FUCK!? DID THEY JUST SAY "AUSTRAILIAN SEA DRAGON!?" (This is what I asked myself.)
So, I went on a frantic search (at www.google.com of course) to find the elusive Sea Dragon, where it went, and how I could steal it to harness it's firebreath and flying powers so I could make it my pet and name it SEAn DRAGON.
Low and behold, I find it. Do you know what the Sea Dragon is? It's this;
It's just a cousin of the sea horse, with extra large and decorative frills. No firebreath, no flying abilities, no stories from the old country about eating knights. It's just the sea horse's gay cousin from Chicago.
Damnit.