Just call me a Sack-tease.

A small phone rings abruptly on this Friday morning. Yet, the eerie still that falls over its occupants bedroom is not shaken. The phone continues to ring, until it is diverted to an answering machine. The voice on the other line calls out, “I know you are there, Sean! Pick up! You better be awake by now! Pick up, ( Read more... )

AUSTIN, Texas (AP) -- The reigning Miss Deaf Texas died after being struck by a train, officials said.

Tara Rose McAvoy, 18, was walking Monday near railroad tracks when she was struck by a Union Pacific train, authorities said.

A witness told Austin television station KTBC the train sounded its horn right up until the accident occurred.ha ha ha ( Read more... )

You know, Christopher Columbus takes a lot of shit he doesn't deserve.
He's a scapegoat.

I think that I no longer respect anyone who doesn't "honor" Columbus Day.
Fuck you, you have no idea what you are talking about, and I will not have you steal a day off from me.

i watched a bodybag get loaded into an ambulence today.

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I have discovered the most disheartening feeling in the world;

When you finish taking a poop, and then you wipe, look at the paper, and realize that the paper is clean, it was a clean log dropping, and that you didn't need to wipe at all, and you just wasted 10 seconds of your life.

Damnit.

I could have gotten off the pot and walked away.

So Justin and I are playing music again. We are in need of a bassist. A good bassist. A mature bassist. A bassist who can get from Point A to Point B. A bassist who I won't want to kill. Know anyone? Get in touch with me.

I suspect something that would probally create so much conflict.

The new Lawrence Arms C.D. leaked today ( Read more... )

By the way, I am pretty sure my shitstream of pop ups is because of an AIM virus. I got an Instant Message from a band member saying "Should we put these pics of us on myspace or facebook?" with a link. I clicked because I didn't think anything of it. My Getaway sent me their pics on tour, and I have bathed with Wade from Pathway, so why wouldn' ( Read more... )

As I try to write this, I am being interupted by the constant stream of advertisments (in the form of "pop-ups") that are falling out of the ass of my internet. Which leads me to my first, and inherently second, problem of the day. First of all, fuck anyone who makes a computer virus. I am an asshole, and even I think that is just lower than low ( Read more... )

You know, the geek deep down inside of me is saying "Hey, fatass.  Why don't you stop complaining that during the House Of M miniseries, Iceman, who was finally coming into his own was de-mutantized, and stop your goddamn bitching about how the Infinite Crisis series has just way too many crossovers for you to casually read and stop looking at the ( Read more... )