Two rants for Thursday
As I try to write this, I am being interupted by the constant stream of advertisments (in the form of "pop-ups") that are falling out of the ass of my internet. Which leads me to my first, and inherently second, problem of the day. First of all, fuck anyone who makes a computer virus. I am an asshole, and even I think that is just lower than low. First and foremost, if you make a computer virus, you are a nerd. If you are a nerd, where the fuck do you get off being that big of an asshole. I'll kick your ass Trekie. Secondly, it's just not cool because if you fuck up someone's computer, that's like over $1000 in damages. Why not do like me and fuck up something cheaper, like a mental pyshche.
God damn pop-ups.
Next, whoever gave me this little advertisment virus, fuck you. I think it was a member of Pathway To Providence. Fuck them. Your band is (GOD DAMN POP-UPS) dead to me now.
My big argument for the night is this - "White Supremacists Are Just Jealous"
DISCLAIMER:
This following passage may be a bit much for some people to handle. If you are a white supremacist, please do not procede.
White supremacists are always talking about how God and Jesus don't love (including, but not limited to;) blacks, Jews, hispanics, homosexuals, chinese, japanese, dirtynese, redheads, and American Idol contestants. Therefore, it is the white supremaists job to kill all of these people for God. (Look, God is busy striking down Islamic leaders and talking to Pat Robertson to do his own dirty work.) However, if you chalk up the score between white supremacists and the people they hate...well, see for yourself.
Round 1: Genocide
White supremacists say that the only way for Jesus to return to Earth is the complete killing of all non-whites. Let's check the scoreboard;
Asains, Africans, and assorted Pacific Islanders: Genocide
White Supremacists: No Genocides
The people white supremacists hate win this round.
Round 2: Raising An Army
If the white supremacists want to do any racial cleansing, they will need alot of people. Ask any white supremacist what he thinks of your town, and he will probally say, "too many niggers." Yeah, they'll need a big army. Let's check the score.
White Supremacists: Small collections of rednecks being monitored by the government. Just monitored. Not hunted. They really just go to crazy church.
Everyone else in the third world: Giant armies to do their own racial cleansings.
Everyone else wins.
Round 3: Murders
If you want to have an uprising, you have to be ready to kill your enemies. Let's see how they stack up.
Everyone the white supremacists hate: Kill armed forces members, hostages from European countries and America, as well as take down contractors who go armed overseas to hunt them.
White supremacists: A group of six or seven can kill one black man. A group of three or four can kill a frail gay kid.
Not only does everyone that the white supremacists win (because they murder people who were sent armed to kill them) but they make the white supremacists look like huge pussies (because they kill gay kids in big groups.)
Round 4: Terrorist Attacks
Both white supremacists and the people they hate agree that for their twisted views to take hold, it's gonna take a lot of terrorist attacks. Let's see how they stack up.
Arabs: September 11th attacks, hundreds of bombings since then, the U.S.S. Cole bombing, the original WTC bombing, and a slew of others.
White supremacists: The Oklahoma City Bombing.
Look, I am not trying to make light of the Oklahoma City Bombing, but c'mon. After all the things that the Arab terrorists have done, they make the Oklahoma Bombing look like a grain of sand compared to a boulder. And to top it off, McVeigh (the guy who did the Oklahoma City Bombing) only did it because a book he read written by another white supremacists layed out how to do it. No creativity, no group planing. Nothing. Just plagurism.
See, the white supremacists say that all the aforementioned groups are good for nothings who deserve to be killed. But, if you look at how much work the other groups are doing, it appears that the white supremacists are just jealous.
**Anyone who says that homosexuals should be killed by white supremacists because homosexuals don't have armies, just remember that white supremacists have done nothing for the fashion world.**
God damn pop-ups.
Next, whoever gave me this little advertisment virus, fuck you. I think it was a member of Pathway To Providence. Fuck them. Your band is (GOD DAMN POP-UPS) dead to me now.
My big argument for the night is this - "White Supremacists Are Just Jealous"
DISCLAIMER:
This following passage may be a bit much for some people to handle. If you are a white supremacist, please do not procede.
White supremacists are always talking about how God and Jesus don't love (including, but not limited to;) blacks, Jews, hispanics, homosexuals, chinese, japanese, dirtynese, redheads, and American Idol contestants. Therefore, it is the white supremaists job to kill all of these people for God. (Look, God is busy striking down Islamic leaders and talking to Pat Robertson to do his own dirty work.) However, if you chalk up the score between white supremacists and the people they hate...well, see for yourself.
Round 1: Genocide
White supremacists say that the only way for Jesus to return to Earth is the complete killing of all non-whites. Let's check the scoreboard;
Asains, Africans, and assorted Pacific Islanders: Genocide
White Supremacists: No Genocides
The people white supremacists hate win this round.
Round 2: Raising An Army
If the white supremacists want to do any racial cleansing, they will need alot of people. Ask any white supremacist what he thinks of your town, and he will probally say, "too many niggers." Yeah, they'll need a big army. Let's check the score.
White Supremacists: Small collections of rednecks being monitored by the government. Just monitored. Not hunted. They really just go to crazy church.
Everyone else in the third world: Giant armies to do their own racial cleansings.
Everyone else wins.
Round 3: Murders
If you want to have an uprising, you have to be ready to kill your enemies. Let's see how they stack up.
Everyone the white supremacists hate: Kill armed forces members, hostages from European countries and America, as well as take down contractors who go armed overseas to hunt them.
White supremacists: A group of six or seven can kill one black man. A group of three or four can kill a frail gay kid.
Not only does everyone that the white supremacists win (because they murder people who were sent armed to kill them) but they make the white supremacists look like huge pussies (because they kill gay kids in big groups.)
Round 4: Terrorist Attacks
Both white supremacists and the people they hate agree that for their twisted views to take hold, it's gonna take a lot of terrorist attacks. Let's see how they stack up.
Arabs: September 11th attacks, hundreds of bombings since then, the U.S.S. Cole bombing, the original WTC bombing, and a slew of others.
White supremacists: The Oklahoma City Bombing.
Look, I am not trying to make light of the Oklahoma City Bombing, but c'mon. After all the things that the Arab terrorists have done, they make the Oklahoma Bombing look like a grain of sand compared to a boulder. And to top it off, McVeigh (the guy who did the Oklahoma City Bombing) only did it because a book he read written by another white supremacists layed out how to do it. No creativity, no group planing. Nothing. Just plagurism.
See, the white supremacists say that all the aforementioned groups are good for nothings who deserve to be killed. But, if you look at how much work the other groups are doing, it appears that the white supremacists are just jealous.
**Anyone who says that homosexuals should be killed by white supremacists because homosexuals don't have armies, just remember that white supremacists have done nothing for the fashion world.**